Ask Simba

[SlayerOfLight]

*chews on the laptop* Eh, like this?

does your big fluffy bum always smell bad?

[DreamEater]

Always? It never smells bad...

You really thought you were supposed to chew it?

[SlayerOfLight]

Yes, I guess so... After all, I am a big cat which means I like to chew on stuff. Or was I NOT supposed to chew on it?

Why do I smell your crap all the way here?

[DreamEater]

You can smell that? I went a lot, but I didn't know it would linger...

You weren't...but would you like to try a desktop instead?

[SlayerOfLight]

Erm.... Sure.


Why were you such an arrogant hypochrit who didn't even knew the meaning of ''we are one'' untill your own daughter explained?

[DreamEater]

I...Maybe I never really did put the past behind me, until she told me, of course.

(Hands you a desktop) You can use the mouse on this one, give it a try, shall you?

[SlayerOfLight]

A mouse?!?! *noms the mouse* Weird, it doesn't taste like a real mouse would

Will you stand by my side filled with hope and filled with pride?

[DreamEater]

Of course I will.

Uh, it's not an actual mouse, that's just the term. You're supposed to use your paws to scroll the pointer on the computer around, see?

[SlayerOfLight]

Hm kay.... *smacks paw on the mouse and unintelligibly shoves it arround* Am I doing it correct?


Would you ever keep a human as your pet?

[DreamEater]

I don't see why I would.

Not exactly. How about we take a break from trying to use computers for a while?