Ask Simba

[Noah]

I just squashed a bug in cold blood. am I violating the circle of life now?

Hold on, let me check the list my father gave me...

...Nope you're good!


Simba, you seemed to change colors during TLK1 and TLK2, what exactly happened?

[SlayerOfLight]

my fur and haircut turn darker the more I age.

what would you do if someone tries to hit you with a car?

[Noah]

Unlikely. All vehicles need a permit to enter the Pride Lands and since I don't have thumbs, I can't issue any.

You are (essentially) the most popular lion in the world. What will you use your fame to do?

[DGFone]

Nothing. Hehe.

How do you deal with poachers?

[SlayerOfLight]

simple... I kill them, eat them up whole, and crap them out.

I runned over a few cubs in my-mini van. what are you going to do about it?

[Noah]

I doubt anyone will notice, cubs disappear all the time around here. I haven't seen Kopa since the summer of '97, he must really want to win our game of hide-and-go-seek.

Were you ever on my ark?

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As in, Noah's Ark

[SlayerOfLight]

no, because the great flood was about 4000 years ago. I'm not old enough to have lived thát long, am I?

who taught you about that???

[Noah]

Rafiki's Storybook. That's not the only story in there. Some other chapters are "The Actress Who Drank Away Her Career", "The Pizza Man Who Would Be President", and "The Misadventures of the Soup Nazi".

You might just be the most well-drawn animated character in history. How did you accomplish this?

[DGFone]

Money is power my friend. Although the team in this case wasn't the most well paid. So in my specific case I had to resort to a few favors, some luck, a dash of connections, and just, I must emphasize the just, a sprinkle of... less than legal ways of getting the best animators for me.

So do you really think that a monarchy is a good idea? Just look at Scar...

[Noah]

It appears to be our only option. Governments that involve voting can be ruled out, because in order to properly cast a ballot you need both a first and last name.

Well then, couldn't you give yourself a last name? What would you choose if you had to?