Things you should NEVER say to Nala

[Nakisisa]

[quote="KiarasMate"]Did you learn that little flip technique from your daddy? Bet he used that on you a lot, especially at night.[/quote]

Ohhhhhh, Burn

Did you learn that little flip technique from Scar? Bet he used that on you a lot, especially at night.

[KiarasMate]

Did Rafiki drop you on your head during your presentation? It would explain a lot if he did.

[TheIvanMuse]

Is that cellulite?

[KiarasMate]

Simba was actually aiming for you instead of Shenzi back in The Elephant Graveyard when you two were cubs.

[Nakisisa]

You stink of scar

[KiarasMate]

How does it feel to birth your own brother's cubs?

[Nakisisa]

How does it feel to birth your Fathers, Brothers and sons cubs.

[TheIvanMuse]

[quote="KiarasMate"]How does it feel to birth your own brother's cubs?[/quote]
Ew,they're not related...
I bet Simba only married you cause he got you pregnant...

[KiarasMate]

Go stick your head in The Birdie Boiler. It can't look any worse regardless.

[Nakisisa]

Did you enjoy you're alone time with scar last... OMG Youre Pregnant?!