My Lion King Forum

Nakisisa · by **Nakisisa** » July 6th, 2010, 12:53 am

You're worse than simba

KiarasMate · by **KiarasMate** » July 6th, 2010, 12:56 am

I have more respect for your mom than I do for you, and she was a heartless lioness. >.>

vitanithelioness · by **vitanithelioness** » July 6th, 2010, 1:00 am

Kovu..you feel asleep to Zira loud shouting lullaby, how can you be a good king if the farting of an elephant will put you yo sleep?

Nakisisa · by **Nakisisa** » July 6th, 2010, 1:07 am

Kovu, why is Zira sleeping with you?

KiarasMate · by **KiarasMate** » July 6th, 2010, 1:25 am

Those weren't rocks that the monkys were throwing at you...

VitanisMate · by **VitanisMate** » July 6th, 2010, 1:27 am

Kovu when Zira gave you that Scar around your eye why were you smiling? O.O

Nakisisa · by **Nakisisa** » July 6th, 2010, 1:33 am

Kovu, you're the only male around, so why is Zira pregnant?

KiarasMate · by **KiarasMate** » July 6th, 2010, 1:34 am

The Pride Lands shall be doomed under your rule, even more so than they were when Taka was king...

leonina · by **leonina** » July 6th, 2010, 1:35 am

EXILE!
MUAHAHA.

KiarasMate · by **KiarasMate** » July 6th, 2010, 1:36 am

It should have been you under those logs.

Things you should never say to Kovu