I got a few things to say to YOU Simba
1. you are the
MOST disgraceful lion on the face of the Earth
2. Nala divorced you because of your 90's red mane,and she's going out with Kovu because of his modern black mane.
3. Kiara wishes you were dead instead of Mufasa
4. Kovu looks better than you
5. you really need a Tic-Tac
6. get some singing lessons
7. Zira and Vitani wants you phone number because they think your
HOT!!!