Please post funny quotes from TLK

[nalasimba83]

I specifically liked it when Pumba called out "its Mr.PiG!"
And another good one is when Scar said, "im surrounded by idiots!"
PLease post some funny quotes on MLK.

[Ananda]

Scar's quote is EVERYTHING.

[Sigurd]

Pumbaa: You know, kid, in times like this my buddy Timon here says, "You got to put your behind in your past..."

[ScarsLove]

Timon: Gone back? What do you mean. Hey! What's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?

This part gets me every time

[Dark Huntress]

Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots!" *massages temples*

And, this destroys me every single time!

Zazu: "I've got a lovely bunch of lovely coconuts, diddly dum dum,
They're all standing in a row! Diddly dum dum,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as my head!"

[TheLionPrince]

Zazu: My, my, my. Look at the sun. It's time to go!
Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd looove you to stick around for dinner.
Banzai: Yeaaaah! We could have whatever's... "lion" around!
Shenzi: Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think?

*Ed jumps up and starts gesticulating and jabbering.*

Shenzi: What? Ed? What is it?
Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Shenzi: No. Why?
Banzai: 'Cause there it goes!

Food humor. Gotta love it.

Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity-hopped all the way to the birdie boiler.
Zazu: Oh no. Not the birdie boilerrrrr!!!

[nalasimba83]

Lol

[DreamEater]

Zazu: "It's a small world after all-"
Scar: "No! No! Anything but that!"

Gotta wonder why Scar hates that song so bad. X3

[OuRaion]

^ See, the reason everyone hates that song is because it is literally the most annoying song in the world.

[Ninaroja]

"I'm surrounded by Idiots".

I have this in Spanish stuck up on my bedroom wall ("estoy rodeado de idiotas")
I laugh to myself everytime I look at it. The way Scar says it is just so funny