Favourite quotes from The Lion King?

[Cappio]

Simba: Hey uncle scar, when im king, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle
SImba: *laughs* You are so weird
Scar: you have no idea

[TigerKhan]

"Simba, it's to die for." - Scar

[Panda-chan]

Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, guess what!
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Simba: I'm going to be king of Pride Rock.
Scar (sarcastically): Oh goody.
There are so many reasons I love this little dialogue. Scar's sarcasm is so epicly hilarious, especially the way he says "oh goodyyy" And I love how cubby Simba is like oblivious to everything.

Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you?
Scar (sarcastically): A monkey's uncle.
Simba: Hehehe! You're so weird!
Scar: You have no idea.
I lol'd so hard the first time I watched this part xD I also love their expressions.

Simba: Danger? Ha! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. HA HA HA HA!"
This was definitely my favorite line as a kid

Mufasa: Simba. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
I love this because of how true it is. Also I remember this line very well from my cubhood.

Simba: But you know what? I think those hyenas were even scarder!
Not the most popular quote ever, but I still love it because it's so gosh-darn cute! ^_^

Shenzi and Banzai: No king! No king! LA LA LA LA LALALA!
LOLOLOLOLOL

Scar: Simba, it's to die for!
Obvious reasons

Scar: Long live the king!
Still sends chills down my back

Pumbaa: Hey kid, what's eatin' ya?
Timon: Nothing; he's at the top of the food chain! Ahhhhhhha ha haaa! The food chaaain! Ha ha hum... ahem.
I love a lot of T&P quotes, but this has to be one of my faves X'D

Rafiki: Asante sana squash banana!"
LOL Rafiki was being such a troll.

Scar: Ooh, must it all end in violence? I'd hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. Wouldn't you agree, Simba?
lol, snap.

Mufasa: Remember who you are.
'Nuff said.

[Lenor]

''I'm surrounded by idiots'' - Scar

[thechiefyness]

Scar: Pardon me for not jumping for joy,bad back you know.

[SuperBabySimba]

From the Finnish dubbing (direct translation to english):

X "I'm the king of tomorrow, so everyone beware."
That's much more original than 'mighty king' and funnier than if just enemies had to beware. ;D

X "Look, banana head is scared."
I find banana head funnier than banana beak. x)

X "Hey, uncle Scar. When I'm king, what are you then?"
X "Old and decrepit."
Again, funnier and more dynamic joke than the original. In my opinion anywhay. Because it's actually true at the same time.

Generally:

X "Run away, Simba. Run, far away and never return."
X Everything Mufasa's ghost says.
X "I know what I must do but it's so hard to face the past. I ran from it for so long."
X "Simba? You're alive. How can that be?" "It doesn't matter. I'm home."
X "Oh, Simba. You're in trouble again but this time Daddy isn't here to save you. And now they all heard WHY."
X "But you're not scared of anything." "I was today. I thought I might lose you." "Ohh... I guess then even kings get scared, huh?"
X "So whenever you feel alobe, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so am I."

[Lauren]

"I'm only brave when I have to be. Simba, being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble." - Mufasa

[Taka]

Kiara: A wise king once told me, we are one. I didn't understand him then. Now I do.
Simba: But they...
Kiara: Them? Us. Look at them, they are us. What differences do you see?

[Arani]

Scar: I'm surounded by idiots.

^_^

[Simbalicious]

Simba: what was that for?
Rafiki: it doesn't matter it's in the past
Cheezy