Favourite quotes from The Lion King?

[Lauren]

"Is that a challenge?!" - Mufasa

[Harvs]

"Oh I shall practice my courtesy." -Scar-

[Lauren]

"Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" - Simba

[Harvs]

"He'd make a very handsome throw rug." -Zazu-

[Lauren]

"Oh no! Not the birder boiler! Ahhh!" - Zazu

[Harvs]

"Pumba... with you, everything's gas." -Timon-

[lionman]

Young Simba: "Oh, okay. Hey, Uncle Scar, will I like the surprise?"
Scar: "Simba, it's to die for!"

that's creepy.

[CoeurDeLion]

Pretty much anything Rafiki says:

Simba: "Will you cut that out?"
Rafiki: "Can't cut it out, it'll grow right back!"

His replies (for the most part) always have some wisdom snuck into them as well. I guess that's his job as a shaman!

[Lauren]

"Kill him." - Scar

[xLilacVixenx]

"Dad, we gotta go home." - Simba

This line...just gets to me. I don't know why.