Favorite TV Show Quotes

[SBCharlene]

Dennis: You've got guts, kid. Too bad I'm gonna rip 'em out of ya!

- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

[Lauren]

Guppy: "French fries!"

iCarly (episode: iStart a Fanwar)

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: Let's see. In the movie, the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy?
Spongebob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you'd might like to hear it.
Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious?
Squidward: Um.. yeah, sure..
Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad.
Spongebob: Okay! Here it goes. Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?
Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs: Why?
Squidward: It was rated "Arr"! (R) *rimshot, laughing hysterically, laughing then slows down because Mr. Krabs wasn't laughing* Ehm... Because it's.. about...pirates.
Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now, get back to work!

Ep: Krab Borg

[Lauren]

Patrick: "Can I use your bathroom?"
Squidward: "Patrick, go use your own bathroom."
Patrick: "I don't think I could make it. Please?"
Squidward: "No."
Patrick: "Please?"
Squidward: "No."
Patrick: "Please?"
Squidward: "No."
Patrick: "Please?!"
Squidward: "Okay, make it quick."
Patrick: "That's okay."
Squidward:

Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Snowball Effect)

[Ultra Fox]

Zazu: "Gopher, Gopher, Gopher. The only catastrophe around here will be your face if you don't go far, go far, go far away and let me enjoy my day off!"
-Timon & Pumbaa, Zazu's Day Off

[Daenerys]

[quote="Spongiegirl28"]Dennis: You've got guts, kid. Too bad I'm gonna rip 'em out of ya!

- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie[/quote]
This :3

[PotterYouRotter]

I can't look it up to make it perfect because it's still in theaters but at this moment my favorite quote is: "So you had feelings and still left the girl, oh that's low." - POTC, On Stranger Tides.

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: I can't be Spongebob Squarepants with round pants.
Mr. Krabs: Who told you that?
Spongebob: Patrick.
Patrick: ...

Ep: To Squarepants or Not to Squarepants

[Lauren]

"Hot Dog." - Stephanie

Full House

[Taylor]

"Well pin a rose on your nose." - Stephanie

Full House
(I LOVE THAT SHOW!)