Favorite TV Show Quotes

[SBCharlene]

Patrick: Hm.... it's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job starting now? *places hat uniform on Patrick's head*
Patrick: Boy, would I?!
Mr. Krabs: *snatches hat harshly off of Patrick's head* You're fired.

Every line is quotable from the episode 'Arrgh!'.

[KopsTheTerminator]

Kyle: Hey you guys! Look what I have!
Stan: What?
Kyle: Four tickets to The Lion King on stage!
Stan, Kenny: Oh.
Kyle: Aww, come on, you guys! It's supposed to be really cool.
Stan: Yeah - no - I'd, it, it sounds really cool.
-South Park, "It Hits The Fan"

I chuckled

[Ultra Fox]

^ Didn't South Park do a joke on the Kimba Vs. TLK debate once? I don't watch it, but I thought I heard so. jw

[KopsTheTerminator]

I don't think so.. Then again I haven't watched all the episodes so I dunno.

Edit: Actually I think the Simpsons did that...

Found it: "In a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, a parody of the Lion King's Mufasa says to Lisa Simpson "You must avenge my Death, Kimba...ur, I mean Simba!""

[Lauren]

Man: "Why is chubby here staring at me?"

Patrick: "Focusing."

Man: "Back off, Jack!"

*Slams the door on Patrick's long eyes.*

Patrick: "Nice place you got here."

Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Chocolate With Nuts)

[KopsTheTerminator]

Butters: Hey, fellas!
Cartman: Butters, do you think 9/11 was just a plot by some angry terrorists, or do you think there was some kind of coverup?
Butters: Well, I heard that 9/11 was caused by President Bush.
Cartman: Aha! Do you see?
Kyle: Where did you hear that??
Butters: From Eric. (Eric is Cartman's name XD)
Cartman: I rest my case.
Kyle: Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
Butters: Well, I mean, you never know. Uh the government does some pretty spooky things. The government and the corporations headed by the Jews that tear down 9/11.
Cartman: That's right, Butters.
Kyle: Godd*mnit, you see what happens when you spread this stupid crap, fat*ss?!
Cartman: What?! People see the truth?!
Butters: Can I go now?
Cartman: You guys are blind!! I can't believe that everyone here is just buying into what they're told by the media! I'm gonna go find out the truth. I'm gonna blow the lid off this whooole 9/11 conspiracy once and for all!
Kyle: Oh no...

-South Park, "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"

Sounds familiar, AMIRITE?

[Ultra Fox]

""DUUUUUUH. I KNOW! ELEVENTY SIX!"- Jimmy
Jimmy Neutron, Normal Boy

[SBCharlene]

Old Lady: Excuse me, but do you know where the menu section is?
Patrick: *drooling* Uhhhhhhh...
Spongebob: The menu section? That's easy. It's over there that way. *pulls out spatula by accident and booming thunder is heard*
Old Lady: HOLY SMOKES! *runs off*
Patrick: Rude. D:<

Ep: Neptune's Spatula

[Ultra Fox]

Zim: "No!!! An angry mob that's against piling cows!"
Invader Zim, Nubs of Doom

[Lauren]

[quote="SimbaGamer"]""DUUUUUUH. I KNOW! ELEVENTY SIX!"- Jimmy
Jimmy Neutron, Normal Boy[/quote]
This.