Favorite TV Show Quotes

[SophieCub]

The Vampire Diaries

Pilot episode

Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore, he’s a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Caroline: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

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Pilot episode

Elena: Dear Diary: Today will be different. It has to be. I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, 'I'm fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better.' I will no longer be the girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It's the only way I'll make it through.

[Vector]

Level Up

Dante: "Pinkie and I are filled up to our esophaguseses with corn dogs. I FEEL AWESOME!"

[Lauren]

Buster: "Whoa! This is so cool! Did they have this exhibit here last year?"
Binky: "That's the coat room, doofus!"

- Arthur (ep: The World of Tomorrow)

[AdAstrα]

Kimmy: Comet! I'm so glad you came, I thought you hated me!
Stephanie: That was me.

(Full House) xD

[Lauren]

Danny: "Twins are gonna be twice as great. Twice the love, twice the hugs, twice the kisses."
Evil Twin Danny: "It's not that simple, Jesse boy! Twins are twice the feeding, twice the crying, twice the diapers and twice the responsibility."
Danny: "Who are you?"
Evil Twin Danny: "I'm your evil twin, Manny Tanner."
Danny: "You need a shower Manny. Jesse, twins are gonna be twice as many 'I love you, daddies.' "
Evil Twin Danny: "You live in a bubble, you lysol-loving hug freak."
Jesse: "I'm cracking up here."
Joey: "Come on, Jesse. You're gonna make a great father."
Evil Twin Joey: "What do you know? You're 33 years old and you wear Scooby Doo pajamas!"
Joey: "Just the bottoms, and I suppose you're my evil twin."
Evil Twin Joey: "Yeah what was your first clue, Sherlock!"
Joey: "Well you look a lot like me."
Evil twin Joey: "Hey Jesse, you can kiss your rock and roll days goodbye. You won't look so cool with a twin on each arm and a spit-up rag on each shoulder!"
Joey: "You know for an evil twin, you're not very nice."
Evil Twin Joey: "Oh good comeback!"

Full House (ep: Double Trouble)