by KopsTheTerminator » December 10th, 2011, 11:13 pm
Toolshed: And Mysterion can... Wait, what's your superpower Mysterion?
Mysterion: I can't die!
Toolshed: ...Oh yeah, good one. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible-
Mysterion: No, Stan, I'm being serious! I really, really can't die!
Toolshed: ...Woo-hat?
Mysterion: Like last night, in the alley, the cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place! And you screamed "Oh my God," and you called him a (censored)!
Human Kite: When was that?
Mysterion: All the time! I die all the time! And you (censored) NEVER REMEMBER!
Toolshed: ...Ah I think we would remember you dying, dude.
Mysterion: Well you don't! I die over. And over! Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened!
Toolshed: Dude, you're freaking out Mint-Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.
Mint-Berry Crunch: Nono. Mint-Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!
Mysterion: I knew there would be no point in telling you guys.
Human Kite: Alright. dude, let, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal? I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.
Mysterion: Pretty cool?! Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?! To be shot?! Decapitated?! Torn apart?! Burned?! Run over?!
Toolshed: Kenny Kenny, calm down.
Mysterion: It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It (censored) hurts! And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and (censored) remember! (Mysterion then shoots himself with a gun in the head, killing himself.)
Toolshed: Oh my God! Holy (censored), dude!
Human Kite: Dude!
Mint-Berry Crunch: Is he...? Oh Jesus!
-South Park, Coon vs. Coon & Friends
That was disturbing... I feel so sorry for Kenny/Mysterion. =/