Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

Animal Control Guy: "And I fought in 'Nam."
Drake: " 'Nam?"
Animal Control Guy: "You know. Vietnam?"
Drake: "Where's that, New Jersey?"
Animal Control Guy: "What's wrong with him?"
Josh: "Yeah, we're not sure."

- Drake and Josh (episode: Vicious Tiberious)

[Misiziri]

Aang's Imitator: So, you're blind?

Toph's Imitator: Ha ha ha. I can see you doing that. I see everything that you see. Except I don't see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Lauren]

Carl Winslow: "So you walked all the way here in your pajamas?"
Waldow: "Of course not. That would be stupid. I take the bus."

- Family Matters

[KopsTheTerminator]

Toolshed: And Mysterion can... Wait, what's your superpower Mysterion?
Mysterion: I can't die!
Toolshed: ...Oh yeah, good one. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible-
Mysterion: No, Stan, I'm being serious! I really, really can't die!
Toolshed: ...Woo-hat?
Mysterion: Like last night, in the alley, the cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place! And you screamed "Oh my God," and you called him a (censored)!
Human Kite: When was that?
Mysterion: All the time! I die all the time! And you (censored) NEVER REMEMBER!
Toolshed: ...Ah I think we would remember you dying, dude.
Mysterion: Well you don't! I die over. And over! Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened!
Toolshed: Dude, you're freaking out Mint-Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.
Mint-Berry Crunch: Nono. Mint-Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!
Mysterion: I knew there would be no point in telling you guys.
Human Kite: Alright. dude, let, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal? I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.
Mysterion: Pretty cool?! Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?! To be shot?! Decapitated?! Torn apart?! Burned?! Run over?!
Toolshed: Kenny Kenny, calm down.
Mysterion: It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It (censored) hurts! And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and (censored) remember! (Mysterion then shoots himself with a gun in the head, killing himself.)
Toolshed: Oh my God! Holy (censored), dude!
Human Kite: Dude!
Mint-Berry Crunch: Is he...? Oh Jesus!
-South Park, Coon vs. Coon & Friends

That was disturbing... I feel so sorry for Kenny/Mysterion. =/

[Noah]

"These are my everyday balloons"
~Kramer, Seinfeld

"Trust me, you don't want to go down that road with me"
~Jack Bauer, 24

"Folks I love NASCAR. It answers the age old question: What if my box of Tide could go 200mph?"
~Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

[KopsTheTerminator]

General: If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. So why do you care what happens?
Kyle: Because I- I... Um... because I think... they are real. It's all real. Think about it. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he... he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and, a-and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of "real." They might be imaginary, but, but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us.

~Imaginationland Part III, South Park

Manly tears were shed.

[Aiheu]

Barney S. : It's gonna be le-gen-dary.

[KingKovu44]

Crocodile bandit: Hello, pretty lady.

Po: Excuse me, I'm a boy.

Tigress: He was talking to me.

- Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness

[Lauren]

*The bus left Helga and Harold at the chocolate factory after not getting there on time. They try to run and call for them, but doesn't work*
Harold: "We're all alone! We'll starve to death!"
Helga: "Get real, Porky. You just ate half your weight in chocolate."
---
*Helga and Harold jump into the train in time just as a police officer almost got them*
Harold: "Oh. That was close. Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
Helga: "No one ever gets caught...Okay, now what? *Reads the map* I guess we get off at Lexington."
Harold: "No. We get off at Lincoln. I took this train with my dad once."
Helga: "To where, the Idiots Convention?"
---
Harold: "You saved my life! I think I love you!"
Helga: "Get away from me, you big whale!"
Harold: "Huh?"
Helga: "Everything that happened today is your fault! You can't do anything right! Take the bus for example. Why do you think we missed it, Harold? Oh, lets see. Hmm, maybe was it because you were too busy eating twice your body weight in chocolate num-nums! How about this one? Let's take the subway. I think it goes to Lincoln. Oh, wait! No it doesn't. It goes straight to the bowls of the underworld! Population: Homecidial too good midget clowns! I know! Let's steal their bike. They won't mind. Now, you think that would be enough to fill any moron's day, but you're not just any moron, are you Harold? You're the king. Your day's just getting started. So, because of your amazing curiousity about the world around us, you pulled the plug out of the bottom of out getaway boat!...Ohh, you idiot."

All quotes from Hey Arnold (episode: Buses, Bikes, and Subways)

[TheLionPrince]

"HUG ME BROTHER!!"
~Josh Nichols, Drake and Josh

"I am the Saiyan who came all the way from Earth with the sole purpose of destroying you. I am the warrior you have heard of in legends who's pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. I AM THE SUPER SAIYAN, SON GOKU!"
-Goku, Dragon Ball Z Kai

"Poor, stupid Saiyan. You honestly think you've won! Your puny mind can never understand. I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe! And you are nothing, but a beast...a fragile animal. You can't win because I am mighty, and you are not! Now, learn...learn what happens when you MESS WITH THE POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!!"
-Frieza, FUNimation dub of Dragon Ball Z

I have more, but that's all I remember straight from my head as for now!