Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

Josh: (Acting his role as the Theater Thug) "Where's the money?...This is a hold up. You give me the money. I ain't playin'!"

- Drake and Josh (episode: Theater Thug)

[Simbadacub]

"PUDDING!" - Dean Winchester.

[Lauren]

Megan: (As Mr. T) "I pity da fool!"

- Drake and Josh (episode: Theater Thug)

[Misiziri]

*Selma walks in with unshaven legs*

Moe: Somebody call Beowulf, Grendel got in again!

- The Simpsons

[Lauren]

(Josh comes back from the bathroom and tries to go back to his place in the line before he left. Drake and Megan are in the front. All of a sudden, people start to get mad at him)
Random Guy: "Hey! This kid with the large head is trying to cut in line!"
Josh: "What? I was already at the front--"
Random Guy: "No cuttin'!"
Random Woman: "Back at the line, punk!"
Josh: "Drake! Megan! Drake!"
Drake: "Hey Josh! Come up here!"
(The guy is holding him back with his arms)
Josh: "I'm trying!"
(Drake and Megan squeeze to the back of the line to get Josh)
Josh: "Just let us through! Come on!"
Drake: "No no. It's okay. He's with me."
Random Guy: "Oh now the rest are trying to cut in line!"
(Pandamonium builds up. Two cops come and the cop #1 speaks into his walkie talkie)
Cop: "Alright kids. Back at the line."
Drake: "Back at the line?!"
Josh: "We did not cut!"
Random Guy: "He did too! I've seen him!"
Drake: "What are you talking about?!"
(Both cops take Drake, Josh, and Megan out of the line. Everyone else on the line claps)

- Drake and Josh (episode: The Demonator)

[Misiziri]

Aang: You're insane, aren't you?

Old woman: That's rigiiiht!

[Lauren]

Mr. Rolyln: "Alright students. Class will begin in exactly 9 seconds."
(Drake bargs into the room)
Drake: "I'm here. I'm here. I'm here."
Mr. Rolyln: "Yes, with 3 seconds to spare."
Drake: "Sorry. It's just that Josh used to wake me up every morning."
Josh: "Used to."
Mr. Rolyln: "Mr. Parker, your personal problems don't interest me. Please go to your lab station."
Drake: "Yes sir...Hey Kat."
Kat: "Hey, Drake. Is that a zit?"
Drake: "Huh?" (Looks with Kat's mirror) "Oh no! I've never had a zit before! I'm Drake. I don't get zits."
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, please."
Drake: "Why do I have a zit?"
Mr. Rolyln: "Just zit down--Sit. Sit down at your lab station."
(Drake goes but another student is sitting in his seat)
Drake: "Move."
Roakie: "No."
Josh: "Roakie's my new lab partner."
Drake: "Dude, I'm your lab partner. I've been your lab partner all year."
Josh: "I asked Mr. Rolyln if I could switch and now Roakie's my new lab partner."
Roakie: "I realize this is awkward--"
Drake: "Ehh!...Who's gonna be my lab partner now?
Mr. Rolyln: "You will work with Clayton."
(Clayton turns around and we see that he's a very geeky student)
Drake: "Aww! No!"
Craig: "Clayton..."
Eric: "Nerd..."
Drake: "Hi, Clayton."
Clayton: (Normal, but very geeky voice) "Hi."
Mr. Rolyln: "Alright. Your instructions are on the board. Please begin your experiments."
Drake: "What am I supposed to mix this stuff with?"
Clayton: (Mumbling) "...Mix with...use the salt..."
Drake: "What?"
Clayton: (Mumbling) "...With the salt..."
Drake: "I don't know what you're saying."
Eric: "Drake, you better hurry or Mr. Rolyln's gonna get mad."
Drake: "I don't know what to do. Josh usually does everything and I just watch."
Eric: "Just take the magnesium salt--"
Mr. Rolyln: "No talking."
(Drake takes the salt and starts pouring it into the water-like liquid)
Drake: "Whoa whoa whoa! What's happening?! Okay, arms tingling. Arms tingling!"
Craig: "Chemical emergency!"
(Pushes red button by the wall)
Mr. Rolyln: "Let's get him in the power shower."
Drake: "Whoa whoa whoa! Wait! What is this?! What are you---AHHHHHHH!"
(The shower is running down onto him inside)
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, are you alright?"
Drake: "Ahh! Ahh! Ehh!"
(Shower stops)
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, you may come out now."
Drake: "Ugghh! Ohh!"
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, sit. Drake, sit down."
Drake: "No!"
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake--"
Drake: "Josh!"
Josh: "What?"
Drake: "I'm sorry!--Let me finish, okay. I was wrong."
Josh: "What do you mean?"
Drake: (Breaking down) "I need you than you need me. I need you way more than you need me. I'm sorry. Man, I'm sorry I made you late for your exam and I'm sorry I ran over your bike. And I'm sorry I'm probably the worst brother in the world--you know you're way better off without me. I just need you to understand that I--I just...Sorry, Josh. I'm sorry."
(He leaves the room)
Mr. Rolyln: "Josh, would you like to go talk to Drake?"
Josh: "...No. No, sir."
Mr. Rolyn: "Alright students. Class, lets get back to work."

- Drake and Josh (episode: Josh Is Done)

You almost feel bad for Drake, don't ya?

[Eli_Ayase]

Kiba: They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me... It says, "Search for Paradise." ~ Wolf's Rain, Episode 1: "City Of Howls"

(Does "Wolf's Rain" count as a TV Show? Or TV series? Or are they both the same? :B)

[Lauren]

^ Yes. Doesn't matter.

Drake: "So why do they call it New Jersey if they never had a plain old Jersey?"
Josh: "I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting."

- Drake and Josh (episode: Vicious Tiberious)

[tyronepines]

"This is MY book. And I'm GONNA READ IT !" - Twilight Sparkle