Mr. Rolyln: "Alright students. Class will begin in exactly 9 seconds."
(Drake bargs into the room)Drake: "I'm here. I'm here. I'm here."
Mr. Rolyln: "Yes, with 3 seconds to spare."
Drake: "Sorry. It's just that Josh used to wake me up every morning."
Josh: "Used to."
Mr. Rolyln: "Mr. Parker, your personal problems don't interest me. Please go to your lab station."
Drake: "Yes sir...Hey Kat."
Kat: "Hey, Drake. Is that a zit?"
Drake: "Huh?"
(Looks with Kat's mirror) "Oh no! I've never had a zit before! I'm Drake. I don't get zits."
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, please."
Drake: "Why do I have a zit?"
Mr. Rolyln: "Just zit down--Sit. Sit down at your lab station."
(Drake goes but another student is sitting in his seat)Drake: "Move."
Roakie: "No."
Josh: "Roakie's my new lab partner."
Drake: "Dude, I'm your lab partner. I've been your lab partner all year."
Josh: "I asked Mr. Rolyln if I could switch and now Roakie's my new lab partner."
Roakie: "I realize this is awkward--"
Drake: "Ehh!...Who's gonna be my lab partner now?
Mr. Rolyln: "You will work with Clayton."
(Clayton turns around and we see that he's a very geeky student)Drake: "Aww! No!"
Craig: "Clayton..."
Eric: "Nerd..."
Drake: "Hi, Clayton."
Clayton: (Normal, but very geeky voice) "Hi."
Mr. Rolyln: "Alright. Your instructions are on the board. Please begin your experiments."
Drake: "What am I supposed to mix this stuff with?"
Clayton: (Mumbling) "...Mix with...use the salt..."
Drake: "What?"
Clayton: (Mumbling) "...With the salt..."
Drake: "I don't know what you're saying."
Eric: "Drake, you better hurry or Mr. Rolyln's gonna get mad."
Drake: "I don't know what to do. Josh usually does everything and I just watch."
Eric: "Just take the magnesium salt--"
Mr. Rolyln: "No talking."
(Drake takes the salt and starts pouring it into the water-like liquid)Drake: "Whoa whoa whoa! What's happening?! Okay, arms tingling. Arms tingling!"
Craig: "Chemical emergency!"
(Pushes red button by the wall)Mr. Rolyln: "Let's get him in the power shower."
Drake: "Whoa whoa whoa! Wait! What is this?! What are you---AHHHHHHH!"
(The shower is running down onto him inside)Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, are you alright?"
Drake: "Ahh! Ahh! Ehh!"
(Shower stops)Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, you may come out now."
Drake: "Ugghh! Ohh!"
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake, sit. Drake, sit down."
Drake: "No!"
Mr. Rolyln: "Drake--"
Drake: "Josh!"
Josh: "What?"
Drake: "I'm sorry!--Let me finish, okay. I was wrong."
Josh: "What do you mean?"
Drake: (Breaking down) "I need you than you need me. I need you way more than you need me. I'm sorry. Man, I'm sorry I made you late for your exam and I'm sorry I ran over your bike. And I'm sorry I'm probably the worst brother in the world--you know you're way better off without me. I just need you to understand that I--I just...Sorry, Josh. I'm sorry."
(He leaves the room)Mr. Rolyln: "Josh, would you like to go talk to Drake?"
Josh: "...No. No, sir."
Mr. Rolyn: "Alright students. Class, lets get back to work."
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Drake and Josh (episode: Josh Is Done)
You almost feel bad for Drake, don't ya?
