Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

Aundrey: "So, how was school?"
Drake: (To Josh) "You're the worst!"
Josh: (To Drake) "You sicken me!"
Aundrey: "I see."
Megan: "Uh...Anybody want more chicken?"
Josh: (To Drake) "I hope you go bald!"
Drake: (To Josh) "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
Josh: "Take that back!"

Drake and Josh (episode: Foam Finger)

[KingKovu44]

"No soup for you!"- The Soup Nazi, Seinfeld

[Misiziri]

Blue: Ooh, sugar. you mean like this piece of gum?

Mac: SUGAR!

*Blue teases Mac with stick of gum*

Mac: Wheresis SUGAR!

*chews gum*

Mac: IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!

Blue gave Mac sugar-free gum xD

-Foster's Home

[Lauren]

^ I LOVE THAT EPISODE!

[Misiziri]

^ I know right, it's so cool! Thanks for posting that in the Watching thread, now I have lots of episodes in HD

[Lauren]

^ Your very welcome. Fosters makes me laugh my ass off.

[Misiziri]

ROBIN: Artemis?
ARTEMIS: (gasp) Robin! I—uh…
ROBIN: How random that you’re in Gotham City! Instead of Star City where your Uncle Green Arrow lives.
ARTEMIS: I’m… uh… here … to see my cousin! She— was in the state spelling bee. Here. In Gotham… City.
ROBIN: C-O-O-L. Did she W-I-N?
ARTEMIS: (glares) N-O.
ROBIN: D-R-A-G.
ARTEMIS: Yeah, let’s just go to the cave.
ROBIN: Ladies first.
ARTEMIS: Your town. You go.

Young Justice

[tyronepines]

Rainbow Dash: When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
Pinkie Pie: What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
Rainbow Dash: No, Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
Rainbow Dash: I do not think she's a tree! I was just--
Twilight Sparkle: Did you say she was a tree?
Rainbow Dash: No! Well, yes. But not exactly--
Twilight Sparkle: You know she's not a tree, right?
Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashy!
Fluttershy: I'd like to be a tree. ^_^

~ My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Episode: Over A Barrel

[Lauren]

Josh: "What are you doing?"
Drake: "Just thought you might want to see something."
Josh: "No! There's nothing you could show me right now that would ever make me-- (gasps)"
Drake: "Yeah. That's right."
Josh: "The foam finger?"
Drake: "The last foam finger from that Padres game 8 years ago."
Josh: "You kept it all these years?"
Drake: "Sure did, 'cause I love it. See, I forgot how much I loved it but since you remind me, I'm ready to start loving it again."
Josh: "That finger should belong to me."
Drake: "Oh, yeah. You can't have it, you know why?"
Josh: "Why?"
Drake: " 'Cause I'm #1!"
(They physically fight over the finger. Josh takes it, but ends of ripping it)
Drake: "You crossed the line."
Josh: "You crossed the line 8 years ago."
Drake: "GET OUT!!"
Josh: "NO!!!"
(Drake runs to grab some of his clothes, guitar, and bag)
Josh: "What are you doing?
Drake: "Later."
Josh: "Where-Where are you going?"
Drake: "I'm movin' out!"

- Drake and Josh (episode: Foam Finger)

[tyronepines]

"It needs to be about 20% cooler." - Rainbow Dash