Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Lauren]

ALF: "Alright. I should take it easy. I mean, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Whoever said that must have had a lot of bodyguards."

ALF (episode: La Cucaracha)
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Kate: "Morning."
ALF: "Morning."
Kate: "AHHHHH!"
ALF: "AHHHHH!"
Kate: "Willie!"
ALF: "Willie!"
*ALF gets out of the bed and runs into the bathroom*
Wille: "What's going on out there?"
ALF: "Nothing. Just screaming."
Willie: "Move out of the way."
ALF: "No problem."
Kate: "Let me put it this way, Willie. I don't think this is going to work out."
Willie: "Everything's fine. Everything's under control."
*Willie hears a toilet flush and goes back into the bathroom*
ALF: "Interesting concept."

ALF (episode: ALF Pilot)

[SBCharlene]

Squidward: Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?
Bubble Bass: I want a triple barfy deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style; an extra side of shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
Squidward: ... We serve food here, sir.

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Squidward: Here you go, sir. A King-Sized Ultra Krabby Supreme With the Works, double batter fried ... on a stick.
Customer: Thanks!
Squidward: Barnacle head.
Customer: Pardon?
Squidward: You forgot your mayonnaise.
Customer: Thanks!

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Patrick: Hello? Is this Pizza Castle?
SpongeBob: Patrick? Is that you?
Patrick: Yeah, Mario, I'll get an extra large--
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob!
Patrick: SpongeBob? You work at Pizza Castle now?

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Customer #1: PU! You call this food?!
Customer #2: My sandwhich tastes like a fried boot.
Customer #3: My sandwhich IS a fried boot!

[Simbadacub]

"When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping." ~ Mork (Mork and Mindy)

[FlipMode]

"You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?!"

[Nitro]

Finn: Well, break a leg.
Rachel: The last time I went on stage, you told me you loved me.

Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, I need aplause to live!

[SBCharlene]

Plankton: What do you think Krabs, baby? This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula! Ironic, isn't it?
Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing. You see, crabs are not born with an andincling of irony.
Plankton: Ouch, double irony!

[SBCharlene]

SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!
(Patrick flips a rock over with his foot.)
Patrick: Tssss...
SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the Laying Under a Rock All Day Games.
(Patrick gasps.)
Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.
(SpongeBob gasps and points at Patrick.)
SpongeBob: You take that back!
(SpongeBob's index finger gleams. Patrick dances around.)
Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails.
Patrick: I cannot believe what I am hearing!
Spongebob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!
(Patrick stutters.)
Patrick: Holes! Holes!
SpongeBob: Cone head!
Patrick: Yellow!
Spongebob: Pink!

[CastielWinchester]

"Simply smashing!" -Nigel Thornberry

[Lauren]

ALF: *To Willie* "I wanna do everything you do. You're my idol."

ALF (episode: ALF Pilot)

[SBCharlene]

Mr. Krabs: Blasted exercise craze!
Episode: Jellyfish Hunter
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Truck Driver: Crashin', frashin', break-dancer!
Episode: Pizza Delivery