by tyronepines » December 31st, 2011, 12:39 am
Sorry for the bump, but I would like to share some...
"Who is this meager mustache, and how does it have the audacity to address my muli-colored glory?"
"You must be the great hero... IMPERSONATOR!"
- Bestovious (Super Paper Mario)
"Do you think Grambi pays an ounce of attention to you out of love?"
"The old fool can weigh the sins of others, but not his own!"
- Bonechill (Super Paper Mario)
"Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome new fort."
"...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that?! That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
"Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
"Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
"Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
- Bowser (Super Paper Mario)
"I thought the Chaos Heart would disappear if the person controlling it fell. Dimentio... must have left behind a shadow of his power to continue controlling the it. It won't last long, but it'll be enough to ensure the end of every world."
"Timpani, do you still love me?"
"We will use the Pure Hearts again this time, to banish the Chaos Heart. All we need is true love, and that's something I am lucky enough to possess."
"And I love you, Timpani. Hundreds of thousands of years from now, that fact will not have changed."
- Count Bleck (Super Paper Mario)
"C:/ run query identification"
"C:/ run insult generator"
"C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!"
"CTRL ALT DEL!"
"404 computer hamsters not found."
- Fracktail (Super Paper Mario)
"Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
"Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
- Mr. L (Super Paper Mario)
"You are our very last soap... Wait, what did I say? Hope! Very last HOPE!"
"Tippi loved this world...and wherever she is, I know she wishes for its betterment."
- Merlon (Super Paper Mario)
"Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
"You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing!"
"Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your little boyfriends to protect you!"
- Mimi (Super Paper Mario)
"If...If I could have been that girl maybe things would be different."
"Yeah, I'm afraid your orders mean nothing anymore."
"Blumiere was reunited with Lady Timpani, and the world wasn't destroyed after all."
"If I can't...then I suppose I could never have matched up to Lady Timpani anyway..."
- Nastasia (Super Paper Mario)
"Well, ever since you saved me from Fort Francis, I've been feeling really good... I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."
"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on!"
"Nothing is decided entirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."
- Tippi (Super Paper Mario)
...And many more. x3