Hello everyone. I'm Andrew: Alicia's dad.
Alicia hasn't been honest about herself here. She's not obese. She just likes to pretend she has problems that she doesn't. Previously she used to do this with real life friends about various mental conditions (schizophrenia etc), and this has landed her in a lot of trouble. Now we've discovered she's been doing it online. We've been going to counselling about this for years now, and are very disappointed to discover that she's been doing this behind our backs.
I'm going to tell Alicia I've posted this. We've told her she can come back on if she stops pretending to have these problems, but I expect she won't be interested anymore since her cover's been blown.
She's also 19.
Regards,
Andrew