by moonsugar33 » December 19th, 2016, 5:41 am
Alright so here's my list of opinions on pizza ingredients:
- Mushrooms. Excellent. (Absolutely necessary)
- Olives are great (as long as they're the kind that are sliced into little o's instead of lengthways, I don't know why but the kind that are sliced lengthways are always really salty and too much salt ruins a pizza.)
- Pineapple. Pineapple is delicious and helps contribute to a good juicy pizza slice. The tang cuts through the grease, as well.
- You gotta have a nice thick puffy crust! What good is a pizza crust that's thin and crispy and stabs you in the gums?
- Use lots of good cheese. There should be some to help bind the ingredients on a pizza, and some to bake on top.
- Prawns are delicious, especially with some garlic. I nearly love prawns as much as I love pineapple.
- Pepperoni is really nice.
- Tomatoes on a pizza are really ridiculous unless they're sun-dried. You've already got pizza sauce! Tomatoes just make it needlessly soggy.
- BBQ sauce is an atrocity to mankind.