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[Elton John]

I see that someone has a teen titans sigpic.

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Now I have two blisters.

[Carl]

[quote="Elton John"]I see that someone has a teen titans sigpic.[/quote]
I have two of them in my rotator actually, they're older ones but I liked them and brought them back.

[quote="Perrys Girlfriend"]Now I have two blisters. [/quote]
What have you been doing?

[Perrys Girlfriend]

^Just wearing flip-flops.

[Adofo]

I win! Contest over! Everyone can go home! Give me my billion dollar cash prize now, please!

[Carl]

There is no cash prize. The only prize here is the one you get if you accept your place under me and my current followers. That prize is you get to live in my self-sufficient castle which always has food and such that it prepares for its residents. There is the occasional chore, but they're easy and uncommon, as the castle takes care of itself.

Or you can keep trying to disrupt the harmony I've built, and you can sit outside in the rain and starve. Your choice.

[Perrys Girlfriend]

I'll go with choice A.

[Carl]

Good idea, my friend,
You see the fun will never end
In this glorious castle of mine.

So come on in and find a room,
Remember you'll never have to broom,
And we'll see to it that you are just fine!

There's no point in staying out there,
When you can be looked after with care,
All you have to do is stay in line.

But never fear, it's not hard, you see.
As long as you have fun and maintain our harmony,
Even if trouble arises, in the end everyone will be fine!

There are game rooms and gyms,
Things to suit all of your whims,
In this wonderful castle of mine!

[NaiaRulez]

Nice poem Julie :3
P.d.: I WOOOOON! Wohoooooo! Okay, now the threat's over guys

[Carl]

Well I guess you can join 'Dofo in the rain outside then.