Ask Simba

[Amur_Tiger]

I don't imagine being eaten by a lioness will be healthy for you and that's the only way you'll wear Nala's pelt.

Did you ever consider sending Kiara to boarding school?

[SimbasGuard]

No I want my precious baby girl close to me so I can protect her.

Have you ever personally oversaw one of The Lion Guard's training sessions?

[SlayerOfLight]

No, I have spies everywhere.

So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings to defeat the evil enemies?

[SimbasGuard]

Yes I will always oppose the forces of evil.

Did you ever bring dinner home for Nala?

[Amur_Tiger]

Plenty of times! She wasn't often happy about it though, being as it was often my bringing home grubs to eat.

Given your family history, have you considered putting climbing lessons into the curriculum of a royal education?

[SlayerOfLight]

No because we are natural born climbers.

Nothing like killing some innocent cubbies and watching their cute innocent faces become twisted with despair. Right?

[SimbasGuard]

I would never harm a cub.

did you give Hakuna Matata Falls to Timon and Pumbaa or was it always called that?

[SlayerOfLight]

It was always called like that before I got there.

[quote="Simba"]I would never harm a cub. [/quote]

But I would. Does that upset you?

[SimbasGuard]

Definitely

Are you impressed with how well Nala has trained Kion in fighting?

[SlayerOfLight]

Hey, all the credit goes to me for that. Females are good at cooking, not training in fighting.

Did you lost count of the many times I made you mad?