You are by far the strangest looking lion I've ever seen. And, guess what? You were in a National Geographic article for how ugly you are! Seriously, you look nothing like a lion!
Wait, is that a scar on your face? Did someone scratched you on your face? Must be the reason your parents gave you the name "Scar" *laughs extremely loud that I almost choked to death *
“At the midpoint on the journey of life, I found myself in a dark forest - for the clear path was lost...” - Dante Alighieri