Corrupt a Wish

[Littlefoot]

Granted, but all the ones who are alive die, and there's now only one way for you to meet them: you have to die.

I wish I had a car that stays wherever I park it, except for when I want to drive it.

[TheLionPrince]

Wish granted. You later end up in a car accident.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[TLK_Kid]

Granted; you get better at drawing one really random object, such as a banana. The rest of your drawings stay the same.

I wish I could have a kitten.

[Littlefoot]

Granted. The kitten bites and scratches you senseless.

I wish all my professors were as good as my current one.

[Littlefoot]

I take that my wish for all my profs to be as good as the one I had at the time is incorruptible.

In that case, I wish Littlefoot from The Land Before Time was real so I could hug him.

[Gemini]

Granted except he's an adult and he accidentally crushes you.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[SimbasGuard]

Granted, But none of them want to talk to you.

I wish that Disney would buy Mattel.

[Littlefoot]

Granted, but Disney doesn’t keep any Mattel brands alive.

I wish I had a house in either Frisco, Colorado, USA or Estes Park, Colorado, USA

[Regulus]

Granted, but it's a miniature house for dolls.

I wish I had more wishes.

[Elton John]

granted, but you can’t wish for more ice cream, world peace, a utopian society or pokemon cards.

I wish for a working copy of kingdom hearts 3 right now.