An RP I made for an e-fed a while ago.
Posted: April 4th, 2010, 11:43 pmThis little guy was something I wrote to debut a character I created for a wrestling e-fed called TakeDown. I was originally more colorful, but since the color system here and on Genesis don't add up, I decided to save time by not recoding it. Enjoy, regardless lol! ^_^'
[quote]Writer's Note:While SKULLY's duologue is in Finnish, due to it being directly translated (as in "word-for-word") from the quoted translation under it, the Finnish translation sorta took a beating from the site that had been translating the original English text, so it all may not be entirely accurate. But, regardless, the "gist" of it's still there.
Thanks for your understanding and enjoy the RP!
-Wearedoomed
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[quote]Writer's Note:While SKULLY's duologue is in Finnish, due to it being directly translated (as in "word-for-word") from the quoted translation under it, the Finnish translation sorta took a beating from the site that had been translating the original English text, so it all may not be entirely accurate. But, regardless, the "gist" of it's still there.
Thanks for your understanding and enjoy the RP!
-Wearedoomed
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* It is a busy Monday morning in the “Blue Dove Airlines” airport in Victoria, Texas. On the wall, there are many clocks telling the time of nearly every significant area in the world. On the clock for Texas, it reads 10:56---Make that 10:57, now. Many people are either in line to purchase tickets or are in line to receive their bags. Out of this cluster of people stands out a woman in her late teens and is pulling a backpack with wheels behind her. This lady is dressed like a traditional “Goth-girl”; as in wearing dark makeup and having red highlights in her black hair. She has on a black shirt that has the logo of her favorite band, Captain Anarchy and The Tree-Huggers, on the front and a list of tour dates on the back. She also is wearing faded jeans with a black belt, complete with studs and a chain, and black Converses with hot-pink laces. She brushes back her medium-length hair and turns around. She tries to speak over the loud murmurings and babbles in the crowded building with a vaguely European accent*
~MIKA HIILES~
Big Brother! Big Brother! Come over here! It’s not as crowded!
*Just then, people in front of Mika begin growling and swearing under their breath as it appears that, in the masses, something or someone is bumping into them all. Throughout the voices, Mika can hear her brother trying to be sincere, to mixed results, as he is only speaking in his native language*
~???~
Excuse minua! Kautta tulevien -- oow! jotka tavalla seurattava syventäminen, rasvahappojen! Pyydän siirtyä pois tieltä, ihmisille. Minulla on elämän elää, sen jälkeen, kun kaikki! ---gah! Tehkää loppu ja nyt seisomassa tiivistämällä!! Olen tarvitaan näiden!!
“Excuse me! Coming through--oow! Watch who you’re stepping on, fatty! Please move out of the way, people! I have a life to live, after all! ---GAH! And please stop stepping on my feet!! I need those!!”
*Mika has her free hand on her hip and is tapping her right foot while waiting for her brother to manage to move through the crowd as they continue being annoyed, as they do not understand what he is saying*
~???~
Seriously, ihmisille. Minun on saatava pois täällä. Siksi pyydän jälleen pois, siitä!! Syventäminen, jotka jatkuvasti mmmmeeee?!
“Seriously, people! I NEED to get out of here. So please BACK OFF, guys!!” *growls* “And who keeps stepping on MMMMEEEE?!?”
*Mika’s foot taps even faster and her eye twitches in annoyance. She was naturally impatient, but she was trying to be mindful of this. She knew that the airport would be full of people. Both her and her brother knew it. But, that didn’t mean she’d let their hectic schedule be marred because of some long line. They really needed to be somewhere, and this wasn’t helping. Not to mention she was already in a less-then-pleasant mood due to the disastrous time she had to endure on the plane. The bad food, which her brother liked; and the bad movies, which her brother liked; and the many far older men trying to hit on her, both single and married, which her brother DIDN’T like…At all…It all had put her on edge*
~???~
: minun freaking Jumala, siitä! siirtyä jo!! Tämä on lentoaseman, ei hautajaiset!! Vähän sisar, ei vain samassa tilanteessa! tehkää jotain!!
“Oh my freaking God, guys!! MOVE ALREADY!! This is an airport, not a funeral!! Little Sister, don’t just stand there! DO SOMETHING!!”
*Having enough, Mika quickly slides the handle down into the backpack and walks to the crowded area. She stomps her foot and proceeds to scream at the top of her lungs*
~MIKA HIILES~
GET OUT OF MY BROTHER’S WAY, YOU STUPID JERKS!!!
*The crowded group then stops dead in it’s tracks with all the peoples’ eyes widened. They all slowly step back when they realize that this young woman wasn’t happy, nor was she kidding. Mika sighs and waves her hands toward them as if she where shooing them*
~MIKA HIILES~
…..Just a little more…..
*The impromptu mob continue to grumble as they try splitting up and going in different directions, each of the women staring daggers into her while all the men stared goggle-eyed at her as well. She rolled her eyes in annoyance and looked at her brother and the hero of our story: SKULLY. He was a man in his late twenties, though he would become thirty this coming Halloween. He had a fairly lean, but muscular frame. He wore a bright orange t-shirt and black, baggy pants, and white New Balance sneakers. The most defining part of his attire, however, was a mask. It was white and obscured his entire face, and resembled a human skull. That, and the two large suitcases he had been carrying and two other bags strapped over his shoulders. He grunted in discomfort and slowly walked towards Mika while not trying to topple over from all the excess weight*
~SKULLY~
Tiedämme, SIS, olla hyvin tyytyväisiä, jos Te autoitte, matkatavaroiden kanssa tämän! Tiukkoja vannoo on toteuttaa tämän minun kaikki noin!
“You know, Sis, I’d greatly appreciate it if you helped out with this luggage! It’s tough having to carry this around all by myself!”
*Mika only shrugs her shoulders and sighs*
~MIKA HIILES~
I told you, Brother, if you pack it, you carry it!
~SKULLY~
Tietää! Mutta te tuskin mitään tehdä
fanny!
“I know! But you hardly have anything to carry!”
~MIKA HIILES~
Oh, really? Care to explain what this is, then?
*Mika then picks up her backpack and holds it in front of SKULLY. He looks at it and hums in indifference. He casually tilts his head*
~SKULLY~
Fanny-pack, steroidit? OH, kuinka vähän että raskaan princess…
“A fanny-pack on steroids? Oh, how heavy for the little princess…”
*Mika puts the backpack down and pulls out the handle as she brushes away her hair. Sensing SKULLY”˜s sarcasm, She smirks*
~MIKA HIILES~
It appears someone’s forgotten that this “little princess” was on both the track and weightlifting teams….Something you wouldn’t know about, big guy.
*SKULLY holds back a laugh*
~SKULLY~
Maybe koska minulla ei ollut liian kiireinen työtä kahden työpaikkoja, eikä on lensi pois toiminnan jälkeen olen, SIS!
“Maybe because I was too busy working two jobs and NOT being kicked out of my extracurricular activities, Sis!”
*Mika’s face goes stoic for a moment*
~MIKA HIILES~
……Touché, Big Brother…..
*As Mika admits defeat for the time being, SKULLY continues*
~SKULLY~
Skully, yksi. Häkkisen, zero……. Anywho, SIS, kun ajattelemme tavalla niin voimakasta, humor minun jälleen, auttaa minun jatkaa pussit!
“Skully, one. Mika, zero…….Anywho, Sis, if you think you’re SSSSSOOOOOO strong, then humor me just this once, and help carry my bags!”
~MIKA HIILES~
And if I don’t want to? Like right now?
*SKULLY then innocently chirps*
~SKULLY~
Ja sen jälkeen kun olen edelleen kilpailla ensimmäinen koskaan tärkein asia, ja ensimmäinen koskaan voittaa osasto Mielestäni maailman koko uran, you’ll Joissakin on piilottaa pimeässä kulman whiny on, että yksinäinen tekopyhyydestä cherry koksi ja juomien kellot uudelleen kulkee Englannin kanaalin ja elokuvat elinikäistä!
“….Then while I’ll go on to compete in my first ever main event and win my first ever World Title in my entire career, you’ll be hiding in some dark corner being a whiny, lonely hypocrite that drinks Cherry Coke and watches re-runs of Lifetime Channel movies!”
*Mika’s eyes widen in shock*
~MIKA HIILES~
There’s nothing wrong with either Cherry Coke or Lifetime and you KNOW it!!
~SKULLY~
*cackles* Yeah, jos sellaista tavalla joitakin, kissa uutta lesbojen!
“Yeah, if you’re some unloved, cat-craving lesbian!”
*Mika then once again pushes down her backpack handle and frustratingly holds out her arms*
~MIKA HIILES~
*sighs*…..Fine, Big Brother….You want me to show you how strong I am? Give me those stupid bags and I’ll let you carry my little “fanny-pack”! Does that make you happy---
~SKULLY~
VVVVEEEERRRRYYYYY!!!
“VVVVEEEERRRRYYYYYY!!!”
*Before Mika could react, SKULLY manages to clump his luggage and practically dumps it all on her, causing her to fall onto the floor*
~MIKA HIILES~
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*SKULLY only lets out an exaggerated sigh of relief whilst his sister was being pinned by the heavy luggage. SKULLY can do nothing but laugh*
~SKULLY~
Skully, kaksi! Häkkisen, nolla!
“Skully, two! Mika, zero!”
~MIKA HIILES~
JESUS CHRIST!! What’s in these bags?! Lead?!
~SKULLY~
Aah! "! Se suhtautuu niin hyvä, että lopultakin nämä raskaat paino, minun lapa!
“AAH! It feels so good to finally have such heavy weight off my shoulders!”
*SKULLY then proceeds to play ”˜chiropractor’ and cracks his neck, his shoulders and his back; each loud pop echoing throughout the already-noisy building. Mika can only lay there like a turtle on it”˜s back and kicks her legs*
~MIKA HIILES~
Skully! Don’t just stand there! Help me get this heavy crap off me!
*SKULLY looks down at Mika and giggles like a little kid*
~SKULLY~
Koskaan tapahtunut Ms. " oli weightlifting ryhmää! “,
or hmm?
“What ever happened to Ms. “I was on the weightlifting team!”, hmm?”
~MIKA HIILES~
Oh, don’t you DARE play dumb with me, Brother!! You help get this off of me, or else!
*SKULLY then stretches out his legs and laughs at his sister*
~SKULLY~
Mitä muuta, SIS? Te gonna saastaa ja suuren noin hieman enemmän, ei?*cracks his back again* kuunnella, Ms. fitness’ ”˜muscle &, vaikka siellä tavalla flopping wiggling mukaisesti ja minun matkatavaroiden, tulee vain vaikeampi löytää jotakin natriumhydroksidi ja eat…i’m nälkää! Ja ehkäpä voin olla vähän kunnollisia knick-knacks ostaa! OH! Ja ehkä voin olla löytää täällä restroom vaikka we’re too…
“Or else WHAT, Sis? You gonna trash around and scream some more, no? Listen, Ms. ”˜Muscle & Fitness’, while you’re down there wiggling and flopping under my luggage, I’m just going to find some soda and something to eat…I’m starving! And maybe, I can find some neat little knick-knacks to buy! Oh! And maybe I can go find a restroom while we’re here too…”
~MIKA HIILES~
What are you talking about?! Now’s not the time for---
~SKULLY~
Varmasti “i’ll saattaa teidät takaisin!
“I’ll be sure to bring you back something!”
~MIKA HIILES~
--Wha--YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME--
~SKULLY~
Bye jotakin!!!
“BYE!!”
*Despite Mika’s obvious protests, SKULLY quickly walks away from Mika and hadn’t reached a couple yards before breaking into a jog. SKULLY is laughing maniacally and is screaming “Suckaaaaahhhh!!! Skully, kolme! Häkkisen, abso-freaking-lutely! "ei mitään!” ;or, in English, “SUCKAAAAAHHHH!!! SKULLY, three! Mika, abso-freaking-lutely NOTHING!!”; whilst nearly running over other people. As he fades into the crowds of people, Mika has a genuinely dumbstruck look on her face until her eyes widen and the color drains from her face when she begins realizing what had just transpired…..She realizes that SKULLY had in fact been feigning weakness and was just simply looking for an excuse to go look around the entire time. What overshadowed her anger was the embarrassment she felt when she understood that it meant that she had also stupidly walked right into the trap. Trembling with rage, feeling like a dribbling klutz, but unable to lift the heavy bags and suitcases off of her to do anything about it, she can do nothing but lie there and kick and scream her lungs out like a spoiled infant in a toy store*
~MIKA HIILES~
You---YOU SNEAKY, CRUEL, HEARTLESS, DECEITFUL SON OF A---!?!?! GET BACK HERE, NICOLAI HIILES!! NNNOOOWWWW!!!!! ---SKULLY!!?? SSSSSSKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!??!!
*While she tries to desperately power her way back up, various people can’t help but laugh and either take pictures of her with their cameras or record her with their phone. They knew that this predicament had all of the ingredients to become the latest YouTube sensation*
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ONE HOUR, TWENTY-THREE MINUTES, AND EIGHT--NINETEEN SECONDS LATER….
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*Finally in the process of exiting the airport, A content SKULLY happily marches out of it’s doors. He has his mask lifted halfway, or enough for him to stuff his face full of the hot dogs he had. He had food in one hand and a gallon-sized cup of Mountain Dew in the other hand. His arms were draped by various-sized bags that were each stuffed with merchandise and pamphlets, and also had on a black ball-cap that read “Welcome to Texas!” in a white lettering. He wolfs down the rest of his meal and takes a few slips of the cool beverage though the straw. He then wipes his mouth and pulls the rest of his mask back down*
~SKULLY~
Oli maukkaita!! Minun on varmistettava lauseke on mielestäni vaikeampi huomioon sopimuksessa, jos koira, kuumaa myyjien!! Now….. Mitä on Guy on minun tehdä noin paikalla... ?
“That was tasty!! I must make sure to have a clause in my contract where I’m catered by hot dog vendors!! Now…..What else is there for a guy like me to do around here..?”
*SKULLY looks around a bit to soak in the view, wondering about the places he could explore. He then spots someone from the corner of his eye. He turns around to see an all-too familiar sight. He gulps as the still-enraged Mika is slowly, slowly, sssllooooowwwlllyyy walking out of the glass doors with all the packages, including her own, dragging behind her like the chains that bound the ghost of Jacob Marley in A Christmas Carol. SKULLY begins to back away as his sister glares scathing-hot daggers into him. Mika then drops the bags and cases and walks towards SKULLY. Her fists tighten and shake as she looks like she was ready to kill her own flesh and blood. She stops within a foot from him*
~MIIKA HIILES~
*gritting her teeth* …..You think you’re SO funny, don’t you? …I bet you were laughing hysterically as you ran around here like a madman while I--I, A GIRL, was practically left to die like a homeless bum in the street!! Did you NOT hear me calling out for you? Did you even once think that maybe, just maybe, that your little sister needed you?! Did you?!
*SKULLY tilts his head and shuffles his foot*
~SKULLY~
.. …………. Ei?
“…..………….No?”
~MIKA HIILES~
*sticks a trembling finger in SKULLY’s face* EXACTLY!! Do you have ANYTHING you have to say to me?! Well, Skully?!
*SKULLY pauses and silently exhales. He then pops his knuckles as he thinks. He looks back at Mika…..And holds out his soda*
~SKULLY~
Thirsty?
“Thirsty?”
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*It is now 6:37 PM. OWW TakeDown was holding a show tonight in Dallas and it already appeared to be packed. The show was to start in just under an hour and a half, and the backstage area was brimming with both wrestlers and OWW staff alike. “The Grim Reaper” Jarek Synkaid , “The Triple-Crown Prodigy” Ryan Evans, and Jack Storm were discussing their Triple-Threat later that night; Shockage was going over the card to officials; “Invincible” Danny Valiant was in a corner babbling to himself; and many of the other wrestlers were generally arguing over who was going to win what at “The Phoenix Rebirth”. While everyone was talking, Co-Executive Shareholder; Carnage Creed, walks into the room. Both SKULLY and Mika happened to be with him at the moment. He is wearing his usual ratty attire with a sharp-looking tie for good measure. He then loudly claps his hands together as he proceeds to talk over everyone else*
~CARNAGE CREED~
*claps hands* Guys! GUYS!! SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A MINUTE!!
*They all then stopping what they’re doing and look at their boss as Creed puts his hands down*
~CARNAGE CREED~
Thank you….Now, as you all know, we’ve been signing a few new names to the TakeDown roster as of late. And, out of ALL of those, I’d like to introduce you to my favorite and thus the guy I hired personally! He’s a wrestler who has been in this business for over a decade now….And he hails all the way from Finland…..SKULLY! Let’s hear it for the man!
*SKULLY and Mika calmly walk into the center of the room as they clap and welcome the newest addition to their roster. SKULLY looks around and proceeds to speak to everyone*
~SKULLY~
Aikaa, siitä! Haluan kertoa kuinka suuri se on määrä allekirjoittaa niin nopeasti kasvava, sivun alkuun-kuten edistämistä pykälän OWW TakeDown! honored i”˜m jo on, päättää Euroopan maailman raskaan puolustamme! Lupaan tehdä parhaani tässä tourney ja toivottavasti voittaa maailmassa osasto! ja, jos se on jumalten niin, olen vyön kuluminen on hyvin ylpeä siitä kanssa!
“Hey, guys! I just want to let you know how GREAT it is to be signed into such a fast-rising, top-notch promotion such as OWW TakeDown! I”˜m honored to already be in a tournament to decide the World Heavyweight Champion! I promise to do my best in this tourney and hopefully win the World Title! And, if the gods so will it, I shall wear the belt with great pride!”
*Due to their lack of understanding the Finnish language, the wrestlers and personal look on in pure confusion. Noticing the looks on their faces, Mika steps in*
~MIKA HIILES~
What Big Brother is saying is that he’s very glad to be here..
*The group collectively goes “Oooohhhh……” in response*
~MIKA HIILES~
….Skully also says that he’s honored to have been chosen as a participant for your tournament for the World Title…He says that if he wins, that he’ll be a great Champion---
~???~
Whoa, whoa, whoa…..Hold on…
*Everyone looks in the direction of the voice. And from out of the group steps out “The Canadian Dragon” Lojax. SKULLY tilts his head as this man interrupts his sister and walks closer to him with a stern look on his face. Lojax then puts his hands on his hips. Lojax appears to have a more muscular frame then ever before and is wearing his wrestling attire*
~LOJAX~
So……You’re him, eh? You’re the infamous “SKULLY” I have to face in the first round of the Tournament at “The Phoenix Rebirth”, right?
*SKULLY only nods his head. Mika cocked her brow. She had already become annoyed by Lojax. Lojax pays no attention to her as he stares at the Finnish native*
~LOJAX~
……Really? Out of ALL people….The higher-ups pit me against YOU?
*SKULLY, not knowing what Lojax is getting at, only nods once again*
~LOJAX~
*scoffs*….Seriously, I’m not sure if anyone’s told you this, Skully, but you’re a joke…You have no right to be in the tourney. You’ve done nothing to earn this, while on the other hand, I have. I’ve been with this promotion since day one! I’ve spend every day of my career training to become a better wrestler. I’ve trained with the best wrestlers this world has ever seen and I’ve fought and bled for TakeDown! What have you done, Skully? Nothing, that’s what! I’m the most talented wrestler on this entire roster and as long as I’m in this Tourney, no one is safe from “The Canadian Dragon” LOJAX! Especially you!
*SKULLY then tilts his head to the left and stares at Lojax for a few moments. He then quickly turns and frantically whispers something into his sister’s ear. Mika holds back a snicker and pats SKULLY on the head*
~MIKA HIILES~
…..Only you, Skully….
~LOJAX~
What is it? *points at SKULLY* I demand to know what you said, Skully!
*Mika raises her hand*
~MIKA HIILES~
Big Brother can’t speak English; It’s extraordinarily poor ….So, if you want a translation, talk to me..
*Annoyed, Lojax turns and places his hands on his hips. He glares at Mika and it no doubt sends a cold shiver up her spine. He leans over until his face stops mere inches from hers*
~LOJAX~
……So, young lady? What does your “Big Brother” have to say?
*Mika gulps as he edges closer towards her. She nervously chuckles whilst brushing back her hair*
~MIKA HIILES~
Ar-Are you sure you want to know?
* “The Canadian Dragon” only nods his head at her, the stoic expression on his face becoming more prominent. She slightly looks over at SKULLY, who is only giving her a thumbs-up. Mika looks back over at Lojax and continues*
~MIKA HIILES~
*twitting thumbs*…. Well…..Big Brother thinks your haircut makes you look like Ace Ventura’s long-lost twin brother ….And that your name sounds like a generic laxative…
~LOJAX~
Wha-wh--WHAT DID YOU--er, HE SAY?!
*Lojax’s eyes widen like black holes as the rest of the wrestlers and crew begin to hold back laughter. Mika lets out a nervous laugh and faintly sprints away from the dumbfounded Lojax and hides behind SKULLY, who is giggling at his opponent…..Or rather his hair. The furious Lojax burns holes through the Finnish natives with an evil look that would make even The Undertaker shudder. He slowly gets in SKULLY’s face and shakes his finger at him like a nagging parent*
~LOJAX~
I know you’re new here and all, Skully….So, I’m going to inform you of the law of the jungle…You can say ALL you want about my name, punk…But never, ever, ever, EEEEEVVVVEEEEERRR….DISRESPECT THE DO!! I’m gonna let you slide for now, but the next time we meet, Skully, I’m going to kick the crap outta you!!
*Just then, “The Grim Reaper” Jarek Synkaid gives in to temptation and chimes in*
~JAREK SYNKAID~
You mean like how “LOJAX” would kick the crap out of some guy’s bladder?
~LOJAX~
Yeah, EXACTLY like…like---*blinks*
*Lojax does a complete 180 and stares at the others*
~LOJAX~
WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?!?!
*Nearly everyone, including the Finnish Duo, burst out into laughter. Carnage Creed almost falls onto the floor in hysterics and Synkaid himself is already in tears. Lojax wildly looks around in a rage and balls up his fists*
~LOJAX~
SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHO SAID THAT!! COME ON!! WHO--
*Suddenly, someone lets out a loud, drawn-out moan. Ryan Evans then staggers out, clutching his stomach and starts acting like he is in unbearable pain*
~RYAN EVANS~
MY GOD!! I knew I shouldn’t have had those cheeseburgers for lunch today!! It feels like my stomach is being stretched out by a torture-rack!! Oh, the pain! Whatever shall I do?!
*Lojax’s eye twitches like a machine gun when Mika then steps out from behind SKULLY, a look of concern on her face for “The Prodigy”*
~MIKA HIILES~
Not to worry, good sir….I know just what you need….
*She then casually reaches behind her and everyone waits to see what she has. Mika then pulls back around, acting like she is holding a small box with her hands, although it’s clear that it’s nothing but air*
~MIKA HIILES~
*smiling* … “LOJAX”, the latest invention from Canadian Dragon Pharmaceuticals! Now in mint and chocolate flavors!!
*Everyone (but Lojax, of course) begins laughing uncontrollably again. Lojax runs his hand across his face in frustration and turns to face SKULLY and Mika once more. He cracks his knuckles as he lurches over towards them*
~LOJAX~
…..I’m going to KILL YOU BOTH….
*Sensing what was about to happen, SKULLY and Mika look at each other….Then back at Lojax…..Then at each other again. They then nod to themselves and jolt away from the angry Canadian. Lojax’s jaw drops, but he snaps out of it rather quickly and charges after them, shaking his fist and screaming now*
~LOJAX~
GET BACK HHEEEERRRREEE!!! I’M NOT DONE THREATENING YYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
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FOUR MINUTES AND FIFTY-ONE SECONDS LATER….
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*SKULLY and Mika are still running through the hallways like convicts who had just escaped a maximum-security prison. They both go to a screeching halt and double over and take the time to get some air back into their lungs*
~SKULLY~
*between breaths* Te know……: mitä ……the SIS? että… seuraavan kerran.. Olen allekirjoittanut kimpussa contract….. vaikeampi valvontaan hyvä-print……. käsitellä sitä creepy vastustajien kanssa hair…..
“You know…….What, Sis?……The next time that…..I sign a wrestling contract…..I’m checking for fine-print…….Dealing with mean opponents with creepy hair…..”
~MIKA HIILES~
*exhales deeply* …..Agreed…….I hope to God that he isn’t still after us---
*Mika is then interrupted by the faint sounds of something crashing onto the floor. Lojax’s voice then echoes throughout the hallway like a wailing ghost*
~LOJAX~
WWWHHHHEEEEERRREEEE AAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEE YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU?!?!
*Mika facepalms and SKULLY whimpers in despair like a puppy*
~MIKA HIILES~
This is bad…..This is really bad…..What do we do?!
*SKULLY then looks up at something that catches his attention*
~SKULLY~
Voisimme aina piiloutua sopivat, että tilaa.
“We could always hide in our locker room.”
~MIKA HIILES~
What do you mean by--
*SKULLY simply points. Mika turns her head to see what it was her brother was pointing at: It was a door. A door which had a sign on it that read “SKULLY’s Locker Room”*
~MIKA HIILES~
….That’ll do…*rummages through her pockets until she pulls out a key*…Yes!! Let’s get inside!
*As she hurries to unlock the door, SKULLY notices that there’s another door with a sign right across from theirs, signifying that that too was someone’s locker room. SKULLY quickly removes his door’s sign and switches it with the other door’s sign. Mika has the door open and they both dive into the room and SKULLY slams the door shut before locking it. Several moments later, “The Canadian Dragon” is seen stomping into the hallway, shivering with rage. He slowly looks around and notices the signs on the doors. Without even stopping to think, Lojax uses all of his might to kick open “SKULLY”s door and lunges in*
~LOJAX~
Now I have you, Skully!!
*However, he immediately stops to view his surroundings. The room is cold and pitch back. The only sounds Lojax can hear are that of his own breathing and a constant scratching noise. Confused, Lojax manages to flick on the light-switch and looks. A man is sitting criss-cross on the floor, scratching himself; though they do nothing to help the blisters and sores on his body. The man stops and partially turns his body to see Lojax. They both blink at each other, creating an awkward silence*
~ZODIAC~
…..My skin’s itchy….Got any lotion?
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*HAVE THE FINNISH DUO EVADED “THE CANADIAN DRAGON”? WILL THE LOVABLE SKULLY BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? DOES LOJAX HAVE ANY LOTION? WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? TO FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE, TUNE IN NEXT TIME!! SAME SKULL-SHOW! SAME SKULL-CHANNEL!!*
~MIKA HIILES~
Big Brother! Big Brother! Come over here! It’s not as crowded!
*Just then, people in front of Mika begin growling and swearing under their breath as it appears that, in the masses, something or someone is bumping into them all. Throughout the voices, Mika can hear her brother trying to be sincere, to mixed results, as he is only speaking in his native language*
~???~
Excuse minua! Kautta tulevien -- oow! jotka tavalla seurattava syventäminen, rasvahappojen! Pyydän siirtyä pois tieltä, ihmisille. Minulla on elämän elää, sen jälkeen, kun kaikki! ---gah! Tehkää loppu ja nyt seisomassa tiivistämällä!! Olen tarvitaan näiden!!
“Excuse me! Coming through--oow! Watch who you’re stepping on, fatty! Please move out of the way, people! I have a life to live, after all! ---GAH! And please stop stepping on my feet!! I need those!!”
*Mika has her free hand on her hip and is tapping her right foot while waiting for her brother to manage to move through the crowd as they continue being annoyed, as they do not understand what he is saying*
~???~
Seriously, ihmisille. Minun on saatava pois täällä. Siksi pyydän jälleen pois, siitä!! Syventäminen, jotka jatkuvasti mmmmeeee?!
“Seriously, people! I NEED to get out of here. So please BACK OFF, guys!!” *growls* “And who keeps stepping on MMMMEEEE?!?”
*Mika’s foot taps even faster and her eye twitches in annoyance. She was naturally impatient, but she was trying to be mindful of this. She knew that the airport would be full of people. Both her and her brother knew it. But, that didn’t mean she’d let their hectic schedule be marred because of some long line. They really needed to be somewhere, and this wasn’t helping. Not to mention she was already in a less-then-pleasant mood due to the disastrous time she had to endure on the plane. The bad food, which her brother liked; and the bad movies, which her brother liked; and the many far older men trying to hit on her, both single and married, which her brother DIDN’T like…At all…It all had put her on edge*
~???~
: minun freaking Jumala, siitä! siirtyä jo!! Tämä on lentoaseman, ei hautajaiset!! Vähän sisar, ei vain samassa tilanteessa! tehkää jotain!!
“Oh my freaking God, guys!! MOVE ALREADY!! This is an airport, not a funeral!! Little Sister, don’t just stand there! DO SOMETHING!!”
*Having enough, Mika quickly slides the handle down into the backpack and walks to the crowded area. She stomps her foot and proceeds to scream at the top of her lungs*
~MIKA HIILES~
GET OUT OF MY BROTHER’S WAY, YOU STUPID JERKS!!!
*The crowded group then stops dead in it’s tracks with all the peoples’ eyes widened. They all slowly step back when they realize that this young woman wasn’t happy, nor was she kidding. Mika sighs and waves her hands toward them as if she where shooing them*
~MIKA HIILES~
…..Just a little more…..
*The impromptu mob continue to grumble as they try splitting up and going in different directions, each of the women staring daggers into her while all the men stared goggle-eyed at her as well. She rolled her eyes in annoyance and looked at her brother and the hero of our story: SKULLY. He was a man in his late twenties, though he would become thirty this coming Halloween. He had a fairly lean, but muscular frame. He wore a bright orange t-shirt and black, baggy pants, and white New Balance sneakers. The most defining part of his attire, however, was a mask. It was white and obscured his entire face, and resembled a human skull. That, and the two large suitcases he had been carrying and two other bags strapped over his shoulders. He grunted in discomfort and slowly walked towards Mika while not trying to topple over from all the excess weight*
~SKULLY~
Tiedämme, SIS, olla hyvin tyytyväisiä, jos Te autoitte, matkatavaroiden kanssa tämän! Tiukkoja vannoo on toteuttaa tämän minun kaikki noin!
“You know, Sis, I’d greatly appreciate it if you helped out with this luggage! It’s tough having to carry this around all by myself!”
*Mika only shrugs her shoulders and sighs*
~MIKA HIILES~
I told you, Brother, if you pack it, you carry it!
~SKULLY~
Tietää! Mutta te tuskin mitään tehdä
fanny!
“I know! But you hardly have anything to carry!”
~MIKA HIILES~
Oh, really? Care to explain what this is, then?
*Mika then picks up her backpack and holds it in front of SKULLY. He looks at it and hums in indifference. He casually tilts his head*
~SKULLY~
Fanny-pack, steroidit? OH, kuinka vähän että raskaan princess…
“A fanny-pack on steroids? Oh, how heavy for the little princess…”
*Mika puts the backpack down and pulls out the handle as she brushes away her hair. Sensing SKULLY”˜s sarcasm, She smirks*
~MIKA HIILES~
It appears someone’s forgotten that this “little princess” was on both the track and weightlifting teams….Something you wouldn’t know about, big guy.
*SKULLY holds back a laugh*
~SKULLY~
Maybe koska minulla ei ollut liian kiireinen työtä kahden työpaikkoja, eikä on lensi pois toiminnan jälkeen olen, SIS!
“Maybe because I was too busy working two jobs and NOT being kicked out of my extracurricular activities, Sis!”
*Mika’s face goes stoic for a moment*
~MIKA HIILES~
……Touché, Big Brother…..
*As Mika admits defeat for the time being, SKULLY continues*
~SKULLY~
Skully, yksi. Häkkisen, zero……. Anywho, SIS, kun ajattelemme tavalla niin voimakasta, humor minun jälleen, auttaa minun jatkaa pussit!
“Skully, one. Mika, zero…….Anywho, Sis, if you think you’re SSSSSOOOOOO strong, then humor me just this once, and help carry my bags!”
~MIKA HIILES~
And if I don’t want to? Like right now?
*SKULLY then innocently chirps*
~SKULLY~
Ja sen jälkeen kun olen edelleen kilpailla ensimmäinen koskaan tärkein asia, ja ensimmäinen koskaan voittaa osasto Mielestäni maailman koko uran, you’ll Joissakin on piilottaa pimeässä kulman whiny on, että yksinäinen tekopyhyydestä cherry koksi ja juomien kellot uudelleen kulkee Englannin kanaalin ja elokuvat elinikäistä!
“….Then while I’ll go on to compete in my first ever main event and win my first ever World Title in my entire career, you’ll be hiding in some dark corner being a whiny, lonely hypocrite that drinks Cherry Coke and watches re-runs of Lifetime Channel movies!”
*Mika’s eyes widen in shock*
~MIKA HIILES~
There’s nothing wrong with either Cherry Coke or Lifetime and you KNOW it!!
~SKULLY~
*cackles* Yeah, jos sellaista tavalla joitakin, kissa uutta lesbojen!
“Yeah, if you’re some unloved, cat-craving lesbian!”
*Mika then once again pushes down her backpack handle and frustratingly holds out her arms*
~MIKA HIILES~
*sighs*…..Fine, Big Brother….You want me to show you how strong I am? Give me those stupid bags and I’ll let you carry my little “fanny-pack”! Does that make you happy---
~SKULLY~
VVVVEEEERRRRYYYYY!!!
“VVVVEEEERRRRYYYYYY!!!”
*Before Mika could react, SKULLY manages to clump his luggage and practically dumps it all on her, causing her to fall onto the floor*
~MIKA HIILES~
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*SKULLY only lets out an exaggerated sigh of relief whilst his sister was being pinned by the heavy luggage. SKULLY can do nothing but laugh*
~SKULLY~
Skully, kaksi! Häkkisen, nolla!
“Skully, two! Mika, zero!”
~MIKA HIILES~
JESUS CHRIST!! What’s in these bags?! Lead?!
~SKULLY~
Aah! "! Se suhtautuu niin hyvä, että lopultakin nämä raskaat paino, minun lapa!
“AAH! It feels so good to finally have such heavy weight off my shoulders!”
*SKULLY then proceeds to play ”˜chiropractor’ and cracks his neck, his shoulders and his back; each loud pop echoing throughout the already-noisy building. Mika can only lay there like a turtle on it”˜s back and kicks her legs*
~MIKA HIILES~
Skully! Don’t just stand there! Help me get this heavy crap off me!
*SKULLY looks down at Mika and giggles like a little kid*
~SKULLY~
Koskaan tapahtunut Ms. " oli weightlifting ryhmää! “,
or hmm?
“What ever happened to Ms. “I was on the weightlifting team!”, hmm?”
~MIKA HIILES~
Oh, don’t you DARE play dumb with me, Brother!! You help get this off of me, or else!
*SKULLY then stretches out his legs and laughs at his sister*
~SKULLY~
Mitä muuta, SIS? Te gonna saastaa ja suuren noin hieman enemmän, ei?*cracks his back again* kuunnella, Ms. fitness’ ”˜muscle &, vaikka siellä tavalla flopping wiggling mukaisesti ja minun matkatavaroiden, tulee vain vaikeampi löytää jotakin natriumhydroksidi ja eat…i’m nälkää! Ja ehkäpä voin olla vähän kunnollisia knick-knacks ostaa! OH! Ja ehkä voin olla löytää täällä restroom vaikka we’re too…
“Or else WHAT, Sis? You gonna trash around and scream some more, no? Listen, Ms. ”˜Muscle & Fitness’, while you’re down there wiggling and flopping under my luggage, I’m just going to find some soda and something to eat…I’m starving! And maybe, I can find some neat little knick-knacks to buy! Oh! And maybe I can go find a restroom while we’re here too…”
~MIKA HIILES~
What are you talking about?! Now’s not the time for---
~SKULLY~
Varmasti “i’ll saattaa teidät takaisin!
“I’ll be sure to bring you back something!”
~MIKA HIILES~
--Wha--YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME--
~SKULLY~
Bye jotakin!!!
“BYE!!”
*Despite Mika’s obvious protests, SKULLY quickly walks away from Mika and hadn’t reached a couple yards before breaking into a jog. SKULLY is laughing maniacally and is screaming “Suckaaaaahhhh!!! Skully, kolme! Häkkisen, abso-freaking-lutely! "ei mitään!” ;or, in English, “SUCKAAAAAHHHH!!! SKULLY, three! Mika, abso-freaking-lutely NOTHING!!”; whilst nearly running over other people. As he fades into the crowds of people, Mika has a genuinely dumbstruck look on her face until her eyes widen and the color drains from her face when she begins realizing what had just transpired…..She realizes that SKULLY had in fact been feigning weakness and was just simply looking for an excuse to go look around the entire time. What overshadowed her anger was the embarrassment she felt when she understood that it meant that she had also stupidly walked right into the trap. Trembling with rage, feeling like a dribbling klutz, but unable to lift the heavy bags and suitcases off of her to do anything about it, she can do nothing but lie there and kick and scream her lungs out like a spoiled infant in a toy store*
~MIKA HIILES~
You---YOU SNEAKY, CRUEL, HEARTLESS, DECEITFUL SON OF A---!?!?! GET BACK HERE, NICOLAI HIILES!! NNNOOOWWWW!!!!! ---SKULLY!!?? SSSSSSKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!??!!
*While she tries to desperately power her way back up, various people can’t help but laugh and either take pictures of her with their cameras or record her with their phone. They knew that this predicament had all of the ingredients to become the latest YouTube sensation*
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ONE HOUR, TWENTY-THREE MINUTES, AND EIGHT--NINETEEN SECONDS LATER….
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*Finally in the process of exiting the airport, A content SKULLY happily marches out of it’s doors. He has his mask lifted halfway, or enough for him to stuff his face full of the hot dogs he had. He had food in one hand and a gallon-sized cup of Mountain Dew in the other hand. His arms were draped by various-sized bags that were each stuffed with merchandise and pamphlets, and also had on a black ball-cap that read “Welcome to Texas!” in a white lettering. He wolfs down the rest of his meal and takes a few slips of the cool beverage though the straw. He then wipes his mouth and pulls the rest of his mask back down*
~SKULLY~
Oli maukkaita!! Minun on varmistettava lauseke on mielestäni vaikeampi huomioon sopimuksessa, jos koira, kuumaa myyjien!! Now….. Mitä on Guy on minun tehdä noin paikalla... ?
“That was tasty!! I must make sure to have a clause in my contract where I’m catered by hot dog vendors!! Now…..What else is there for a guy like me to do around here..?”
*SKULLY looks around a bit to soak in the view, wondering about the places he could explore. He then spots someone from the corner of his eye. He turns around to see an all-too familiar sight. He gulps as the still-enraged Mika is slowly, slowly, sssllooooowwwlllyyy walking out of the glass doors with all the packages, including her own, dragging behind her like the chains that bound the ghost of Jacob Marley in A Christmas Carol. SKULLY begins to back away as his sister glares scathing-hot daggers into him. Mika then drops the bags and cases and walks towards SKULLY. Her fists tighten and shake as she looks like she was ready to kill her own flesh and blood. She stops within a foot from him*
~MIIKA HIILES~
*gritting her teeth* …..You think you’re SO funny, don’t you? …I bet you were laughing hysterically as you ran around here like a madman while I--I, A GIRL, was practically left to die like a homeless bum in the street!! Did you NOT hear me calling out for you? Did you even once think that maybe, just maybe, that your little sister needed you?! Did you?!
*SKULLY tilts his head and shuffles his foot*
~SKULLY~
.. …………. Ei?
“…..………….No?”
~MIKA HIILES~
*sticks a trembling finger in SKULLY’s face* EXACTLY!! Do you have ANYTHING you have to say to me?! Well, Skully?!
*SKULLY pauses and silently exhales. He then pops his knuckles as he thinks. He looks back at Mika…..And holds out his soda*
~SKULLY~
Thirsty?
“Thirsty?”
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*It is now 6:37 PM. OWW TakeDown was holding a show tonight in Dallas and it already appeared to be packed. The show was to start in just under an hour and a half, and the backstage area was brimming with both wrestlers and OWW staff alike. “The Grim Reaper” Jarek Synkaid , “The Triple-Crown Prodigy” Ryan Evans, and Jack Storm were discussing their Triple-Threat later that night; Shockage was going over the card to officials; “Invincible” Danny Valiant was in a corner babbling to himself; and many of the other wrestlers were generally arguing over who was going to win what at “The Phoenix Rebirth”. While everyone was talking, Co-Executive Shareholder; Carnage Creed, walks into the room. Both SKULLY and Mika happened to be with him at the moment. He is wearing his usual ratty attire with a sharp-looking tie for good measure. He then loudly claps his hands together as he proceeds to talk over everyone else*
~CARNAGE CREED~
*claps hands* Guys! GUYS!! SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A MINUTE!!
*They all then stopping what they’re doing and look at their boss as Creed puts his hands down*
~CARNAGE CREED~
Thank you….Now, as you all know, we’ve been signing a few new names to the TakeDown roster as of late. And, out of ALL of those, I’d like to introduce you to my favorite and thus the guy I hired personally! He’s a wrestler who has been in this business for over a decade now….And he hails all the way from Finland…..SKULLY! Let’s hear it for the man!
*SKULLY and Mika calmly walk into the center of the room as they clap and welcome the newest addition to their roster. SKULLY looks around and proceeds to speak to everyone*
~SKULLY~
Aikaa, siitä! Haluan kertoa kuinka suuri se on määrä allekirjoittaa niin nopeasti kasvava, sivun alkuun-kuten edistämistä pykälän OWW TakeDown! honored i”˜m jo on, päättää Euroopan maailman raskaan puolustamme! Lupaan tehdä parhaani tässä tourney ja toivottavasti voittaa maailmassa osasto! ja, jos se on jumalten niin, olen vyön kuluminen on hyvin ylpeä siitä kanssa!
“Hey, guys! I just want to let you know how GREAT it is to be signed into such a fast-rising, top-notch promotion such as OWW TakeDown! I”˜m honored to already be in a tournament to decide the World Heavyweight Champion! I promise to do my best in this tourney and hopefully win the World Title! And, if the gods so will it, I shall wear the belt with great pride!”
*Due to their lack of understanding the Finnish language, the wrestlers and personal look on in pure confusion. Noticing the looks on their faces, Mika steps in*
~MIKA HIILES~
What Big Brother is saying is that he’s very glad to be here..
*The group collectively goes “Oooohhhh……” in response*
~MIKA HIILES~
….Skully also says that he’s honored to have been chosen as a participant for your tournament for the World Title…He says that if he wins, that he’ll be a great Champion---
~???~
Whoa, whoa, whoa…..Hold on…
*Everyone looks in the direction of the voice. And from out of the group steps out “The Canadian Dragon” Lojax. SKULLY tilts his head as this man interrupts his sister and walks closer to him with a stern look on his face. Lojax then puts his hands on his hips. Lojax appears to have a more muscular frame then ever before and is wearing his wrestling attire*
~LOJAX~
So……You’re him, eh? You’re the infamous “SKULLY” I have to face in the first round of the Tournament at “The Phoenix Rebirth”, right?
*SKULLY only nods his head. Mika cocked her brow. She had already become annoyed by Lojax. Lojax pays no attention to her as he stares at the Finnish native*
~LOJAX~
……Really? Out of ALL people….The higher-ups pit me against YOU?
*SKULLY, not knowing what Lojax is getting at, only nods once again*
~LOJAX~
*scoffs*….Seriously, I’m not sure if anyone’s told you this, Skully, but you’re a joke…You have no right to be in the tourney. You’ve done nothing to earn this, while on the other hand, I have. I’ve been with this promotion since day one! I’ve spend every day of my career training to become a better wrestler. I’ve trained with the best wrestlers this world has ever seen and I’ve fought and bled for TakeDown! What have you done, Skully? Nothing, that’s what! I’m the most talented wrestler on this entire roster and as long as I’m in this Tourney, no one is safe from “The Canadian Dragon” LOJAX! Especially you!
*SKULLY then tilts his head to the left and stares at Lojax for a few moments. He then quickly turns and frantically whispers something into his sister’s ear. Mika holds back a snicker and pats SKULLY on the head*
~MIKA HIILES~
…..Only you, Skully….
~LOJAX~
What is it? *points at SKULLY* I demand to know what you said, Skully!
*Mika raises her hand*
~MIKA HIILES~
Big Brother can’t speak English; It’s extraordinarily poor ….So, if you want a translation, talk to me..
*Annoyed, Lojax turns and places his hands on his hips. He glares at Mika and it no doubt sends a cold shiver up her spine. He leans over until his face stops mere inches from hers*
~LOJAX~
……So, young lady? What does your “Big Brother” have to say?
*Mika gulps as he edges closer towards her. She nervously chuckles whilst brushing back her hair*
~MIKA HIILES~
Ar-Are you sure you want to know?
* “The Canadian Dragon” only nods his head at her, the stoic expression on his face becoming more prominent. She slightly looks over at SKULLY, who is only giving her a thumbs-up. Mika looks back over at Lojax and continues*
~MIKA HIILES~
*twitting thumbs*…. Well…..Big Brother thinks your haircut makes you look like Ace Ventura’s long-lost twin brother ….And that your name sounds like a generic laxative…
~LOJAX~
Wha-wh--WHAT DID YOU--er, HE SAY?!
*Lojax’s eyes widen like black holes as the rest of the wrestlers and crew begin to hold back laughter. Mika lets out a nervous laugh and faintly sprints away from the dumbfounded Lojax and hides behind SKULLY, who is giggling at his opponent…..Or rather his hair. The furious Lojax burns holes through the Finnish natives with an evil look that would make even The Undertaker shudder. He slowly gets in SKULLY’s face and shakes his finger at him like a nagging parent*
~LOJAX~
I know you’re new here and all, Skully….So, I’m going to inform you of the law of the jungle…You can say ALL you want about my name, punk…But never, ever, ever, EEEEEVVVVEEEEERRR….DISRESPECT THE DO!! I’m gonna let you slide for now, but the next time we meet, Skully, I’m going to kick the crap outta you!!
*Just then, “The Grim Reaper” Jarek Synkaid gives in to temptation and chimes in*
~JAREK SYNKAID~
You mean like how “LOJAX” would kick the crap out of some guy’s bladder?
~LOJAX~
Yeah, EXACTLY like…like---*blinks*
*Lojax does a complete 180 and stares at the others*
~LOJAX~
WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?!?!
*Nearly everyone, including the Finnish Duo, burst out into laughter. Carnage Creed almost falls onto the floor in hysterics and Synkaid himself is already in tears. Lojax wildly looks around in a rage and balls up his fists*
~LOJAX~
SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHO SAID THAT!! COME ON!! WHO--
*Suddenly, someone lets out a loud, drawn-out moan. Ryan Evans then staggers out, clutching his stomach and starts acting like he is in unbearable pain*
~RYAN EVANS~
MY GOD!! I knew I shouldn’t have had those cheeseburgers for lunch today!! It feels like my stomach is being stretched out by a torture-rack!! Oh, the pain! Whatever shall I do?!
*Lojax’s eye twitches like a machine gun when Mika then steps out from behind SKULLY, a look of concern on her face for “The Prodigy”*
~MIKA HIILES~
Not to worry, good sir….I know just what you need….
*She then casually reaches behind her and everyone waits to see what she has. Mika then pulls back around, acting like she is holding a small box with her hands, although it’s clear that it’s nothing but air*
~MIKA HIILES~
*smiling* … “LOJAX”, the latest invention from Canadian Dragon Pharmaceuticals! Now in mint and chocolate flavors!!
*Everyone (but Lojax, of course) begins laughing uncontrollably again. Lojax runs his hand across his face in frustration and turns to face SKULLY and Mika once more. He cracks his knuckles as he lurches over towards them*
~LOJAX~
…..I’m going to KILL YOU BOTH….
*Sensing what was about to happen, SKULLY and Mika look at each other….Then back at Lojax…..Then at each other again. They then nod to themselves and jolt away from the angry Canadian. Lojax’s jaw drops, but he snaps out of it rather quickly and charges after them, shaking his fist and screaming now*
~LOJAX~
GET BACK HHEEEERRRREEE!!! I’M NOT DONE THREATENING YYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
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FOUR MINUTES AND FIFTY-ONE SECONDS LATER….
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*SKULLY and Mika are still running through the hallways like convicts who had just escaped a maximum-security prison. They both go to a screeching halt and double over and take the time to get some air back into their lungs*
~SKULLY~
*between breaths* Te know……: mitä ……the SIS? että… seuraavan kerran.. Olen allekirjoittanut kimpussa contract….. vaikeampi valvontaan hyvä-print……. käsitellä sitä creepy vastustajien kanssa hair…..
“You know…….What, Sis?……The next time that…..I sign a wrestling contract…..I’m checking for fine-print…….Dealing with mean opponents with creepy hair…..”
~MIKA HIILES~
*exhales deeply* …..Agreed…….I hope to God that he isn’t still after us---
*Mika is then interrupted by the faint sounds of something crashing onto the floor. Lojax’s voice then echoes throughout the hallway like a wailing ghost*
~LOJAX~
WWWHHHHEEEEERRREEEE AAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEE YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU?!?!
*Mika facepalms and SKULLY whimpers in despair like a puppy*
~MIKA HIILES~
This is bad…..This is really bad…..What do we do?!
*SKULLY then looks up at something that catches his attention*
~SKULLY~
Voisimme aina piiloutua sopivat, että tilaa.
“We could always hide in our locker room.”
~MIKA HIILES~
What do you mean by--
*SKULLY simply points. Mika turns her head to see what it was her brother was pointing at: It was a door. A door which had a sign on it that read “SKULLY’s Locker Room”*
~MIKA HIILES~
….That’ll do…*rummages through her pockets until she pulls out a key*…Yes!! Let’s get inside!
*As she hurries to unlock the door, SKULLY notices that there’s another door with a sign right across from theirs, signifying that that too was someone’s locker room. SKULLY quickly removes his door’s sign and switches it with the other door’s sign. Mika has the door open and they both dive into the room and SKULLY slams the door shut before locking it. Several moments later, “The Canadian Dragon” is seen stomping into the hallway, shivering with rage. He slowly looks around and notices the signs on the doors. Without even stopping to think, Lojax uses all of his might to kick open “SKULLY”s door and lunges in*
~LOJAX~
Now I have you, Skully!!
*However, he immediately stops to view his surroundings. The room is cold and pitch back. The only sounds Lojax can hear are that of his own breathing and a constant scratching noise. Confused, Lojax manages to flick on the light-switch and looks. A man is sitting criss-cross on the floor, scratching himself; though they do nothing to help the blisters and sores on his body. The man stops and partially turns his body to see Lojax. They both blink at each other, creating an awkward silence*
~ZODIAC~
…..My skin’s itchy….Got any lotion?
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*HAVE THE FINNISH DUO EVADED “THE CANADIAN DRAGON”? WILL THE LOVABLE SKULLY BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? DOES LOJAX HAVE ANY LOTION? WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? TO FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE, TUNE IN NEXT TIME!! SAME SKULL-SHOW! SAME SKULL-CHANNEL!!*
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