Funny Twilight piece

[nalasimba83]

(if you guys like twilight,sorry guys because there might be some offensive stuff here)
Jacob stood there,again shirtless.his spiky hair folwing away as the chill of the night spread through the dark and misty air.Renesmee began walking towards him with her curly hair giving away to the wind.

"Jacob,can you ever keep your shirt on?"she exclaimed as she tried to keep her hair in place.

"Can a hairy dog like me,ever be in peace for once?"he replied chuckling.

"It's a good thing your hot,"Renesmee said as she dragged him inside.

The phone rang in the corner as Jacob hesitated to pick it up.

"Who is it?"Renesmee asked.

"The blood-sucking bastard,"he replied sternly.

Renesmee put her hand on her hips,and motioned for him to pick the call up.They started laughing,which wasn't very usual.Renesmee curiously walked over.

"Their having another one,"Jacob replied.

"another...."Renesmee asked as she closed the window curtains.

"baby,a boy this time,"Jacob said as he laughed and put down the phone.

"Oh what,in two years he is gonna be my age,and get married to Alice or something?"Renesmee said as she looked disappointingly at the phone call.

"i thought she already had a husband.Seriously,this whole vampire family is creeping me out,"Jacob replied.

[RedKite]

LOL

[nalasimba83]

Ikr.

[Skyrim]

Not bad,you doo have a sense of humor after all
anyways...create more of these and you can finally post it on the harry potter forum,you know the one that is basically twilight vs, harry potter...

[nalasimba83]

Yay,but im too busy creating graphics for that one :funny: