*Meanwhile, wherever the hell the King and Queen are*
The King turned to his wife while they were at their holiday house, named the 'White Castle', and started to talk.
"My loving Queen... We have been married for seven years now. Seven! Can you believe it? I didn't think I'd be able to stand you for that long! I mean really, with all your bloody nagging and- er, I mean, I love you! And to celebrate this milestone, I have gotten you this."
The King turned around, and pulled out a medium-sized box. He then turned back to the Queen, and gave the box to her.