The Professional Salesman
Posted: February 23rd, 2018, 6:15 pmThe Professional Salesman
It was a bright and sunny day in the Savannah. The lions were layed still on their area of the pride rock, sleeping and getting themselves prepared for the hunt of the day. But there was an issue. The littlest lion of pride rock, Simba, had an unspecified and unknown medical issue that he was very worried that no one would be able to take care of. He had no medical insurance, and was hoping that maybe someone would rescue him from his terrible fate.
"my job is sell medical equipment to lion" the man said proudly, exposing his medical equipment to the lions. The lions get mad, getting ready to have to maul yet again another scammer. But it was too late, simba had already walked up and with the man and started to rub against him, and purr, hoping that the man would have just the right medical equipment.
"visit http://www. scam .com and ill have all the medical equipment for lion you'll need" the man said, with a sparkle in his eye, looking directly at simba. But then it happened, a black hole started to open up in the sky, and out came a hand, owned by the great god and emperor moka, who was deleting the spammer from the vastness of MLK.
"I love you simba, be brave and behave" the man said as he was sucked into oblivion.
Simba drew a single tear, and died thanks to his lack of medical equipment. All was right in the savannah, the scammer was forever gone, and Scar was going to be the next ruler, and communism would prevail for the next millenia.
It was a bright and sunny day in the Savannah. The lions were layed still on their area of the pride rock, sleeping and getting themselves prepared for the hunt of the day. But there was an issue. The littlest lion of pride rock, Simba, had an unspecified and unknown medical issue that he was very worried that no one would be able to take care of. He had no medical insurance, and was hoping that maybe someone would rescue him from his terrible fate.
"my job is sell medical equipment to lion" the man said proudly, exposing his medical equipment to the lions. The lions get mad, getting ready to have to maul yet again another scammer. But it was too late, simba had already walked up and with the man and started to rub against him, and purr, hoping that the man would have just the right medical equipment.
"visit http://www. scam .com and ill have all the medical equipment for lion you'll need" the man said, with a sparkle in his eye, looking directly at simba. But then it happened, a black hole started to open up in the sky, and out came a hand, owned by the great god and emperor moka, who was deleting the spammer from the vastness of MLK.
"I love you simba, be brave and behave" the man said as he was sucked into oblivion.
Simba drew a single tear, and died thanks to his lack of medical equipment. All was right in the savannah, the scammer was forever gone, and Scar was going to be the next ruler, and communism would prevail for the next millenia.