My Lion King Forum

Post any find jokes you know here!

Here's an internet one I saw on the Urban Dictionary:

Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL@@

Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up.

Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON!

Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything.

Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL [INSERT FGT WORD HERE] I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 [INSERT CCK WORD HERE] LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO

Server: -Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-

Player: Sad.

Here's a knock-knock one
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Freezer.
Freezer who?
Freezer jolly good fellow!

Here's a Star Trek one I made up. XD

What do Star Trekkies call numbers?
Rolulan Numerals. XD

Is your refridgerator running?

"yes"

THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT

here's mine:

I child ask to his mom, "Mom, is true that my litle brother is an angel?", his mom answer him "Yes", then the child say "and why he didn't fly when I throw him out of the window?"

Q:What do you call three hyaena's with half a brain


A: Gifted

*a guy*

"I'm an Astronaut, I've been to the moon."

*me*

"Have you ever been to Uranus?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Sorry that's all I could think of.

LOL @ TPAM

[quote="Amanda"]What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Sorry that's all I could think of. [/quote]

LMAO.... XDD