My Lion King Forum

(Saw this on another forum. Don't think MLK has an equivalent, to the best of my knowledge )

Basically, there is a hill, and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill".

Example:
1st Person - I walk up the hill. My Hill.
2nd Person - I push you off the hill. My hill.
3rd Person - I drop an anvil on you. My hill

etc. etc. etc.

Starting now!

I found the hill. My hill.

I throw Cake at you and you fall off the Hill. My hill.

I eat the cake and crush you with the food baby it leaves. My hill.

That cake was too sweet you'll need to digest it. As you're too full, you're easily thrown out. My hill

I train myself up, get real strong and throw you from the hill. My hill.

I come in a giant mecha and push you off the hill. My hill.

I blow up your mecha and throw you off the hill. My hill.

I rent a bobcat and spend a day removing the dirt from your hill. I find using the heavy equipment to be rather entertaining. The next day, the dirt is transported by an open-bedded truck. The dirt reaches the land of Regulus, where it is dumped to form a mound. I spend another day flattening and smoothing it down to a hill. My hill.

Seeing as The Land of Regulus doesn't show up on a map, I get the government to confiscate the hill with a stern warning for you not to ever steal public land ever again. I follow the hill and make sure that it's as tall as before by standing on top of it.

Since DGFone didn't claim the hill as his own I simply climb back up it and claim it. My hill.