End of the World Confessions

This is the place to confess stuff so you don't die a painful death with a guilty conscience. (This is not for personal stuff, just for laughs)
I have to confess. The end of the world, it's my fault.

And the dog never ate my homework. I never had a dog.
(If no one comments on this in 1 hour 10 mins then mods can delete it)
I have to confess. The end of the world, it's my fault.

And the dog never ate my homework. I never had a dog.
(If no one comments on this in 1 hour 10 mins then mods can delete it)