Corrupt a Wish

[OuRaion]

There is but it was so bad all the people that worked on it had to be killed, and everyone that watched it had to get their eyes replaced.

I wish I was better at being a graphic artist.

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

^You improve slightly but on deviantart everyone still hates you.

I wish there were better Lion King writers on ff.net.

[OuRaion]

There are but the get that good you do nothing but read their stories.

I wish people weren't so mean to me.

[Tora]

Wish Granted you're Forever alone.

I wish MLK would be online forever.

[OuRaion]

It is online forever but in 50 years the only people on it are us, when we're all creepy old men that like children.

I wish I wasn't angry anymore.

[Tora]

Wish granted. You're depressed.

I wish I had an iPhone.

[OuRaion]

(Read it again)

You get an iPhone, then drop it within 10 minutes and it breaks.

I wish I could be bothered to do something.

[Tora]

Granted. You you clean mobile toilets.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

[OuRaion]

It get's corrupted anyway.

I wish that the photo (you know the one) would be taken off.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

It does, but all the images go with it.
I wish there was nothing in my eyes