MLK Election Campaign Ads

In the spirit of the US election just around the corner, I thought it would be cool to make fake MLK campaign ads, like the ones on TV. These would be like if the staff had to be elected and re-elected. Here's some
examples of what I'm talking about:
[quote]KingKivuli promised change. But he won't even change his avatar after two years. MLK needs a leader who's not afraid to keep moving forward. I'm Moka and I approve this message.[/quote]
[quote]Moka claims to like roleplaying, but he hasn't made a post in 3 years. Our forum needs someone who makes it a priority to post. Vote for Freedom. Vote for Respect. Vote for KK. "RPers for Kivuli" is responible for the content of this ad.[/quote]
[quote]Arani claims to be one of us. But she was caught admitting in her own Q&A page that she hasn't even seen TLK. Tell the Staff that enough is enough. Contact your local moderator and tell them to vote "Yes" on Impeaching Arani. I'm an MLK Troll and I approve this message.[/quote]
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Just be nice and know that this is all in good fun. 
examples of what I'm talking about:
[quote]KingKivuli promised change. But he won't even change his avatar after two years. MLK needs a leader who's not afraid to keep moving forward. I'm Moka and I approve this message.[/quote]
[quote]Moka claims to like roleplaying, but he hasn't made a post in 3 years. Our forum needs someone who makes it a priority to post. Vote for Freedom. Vote for Respect. Vote for KK. "RPers for Kivuli" is responible for the content of this ad.[/quote]
[quote]Arani claims to be one of us. But she was caught admitting in her own Q&A page that she hasn't even seen TLK. Tell the Staff that enough is enough. Contact your local moderator and tell them to vote "Yes" on Impeaching Arani. I'm an MLK Troll and I approve this message.[/quote]
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