My idea for a theatrical sequel to the lion king 2.
Posted: September 6th, 2019, 12:50 pmIt starts off with a wild party in the pridelands. Plenty of booze, nachos with guacamole all over the place, loud angry heavy metal music playing in the background. It’s a real swinging time.
Kovu and Kiara aren’t happy at this as their cubs are trying to sleep, but simba and nala just want to have good times man. Dynomite! A drunken Zazu makes out with Rafiki.
The next morning, Kion and Rani visit the pridelands with their cubs. All 35 of them. Simba is surprised, but not surprised at this.
Everyone gets into a big elaborate song when T’challa, the Black Panther and king of Wakanda arrives along with Kimba the white lion. We then get another big musical number. Its a great one let me tell ya what.
A big threat looms over the horizon. Someone, somewhere wants to make a Weekend at Bernies 3. Simba knew he had to stop this. But how?
Sora, Donald and Goofy then appear. Apparently organization 13 is also planning to take over the pridelands. Why? Uh. Because Lord Nomura said so.
But then, in the distance, we see a big lion with a fabulous mane. Its Mufasa..... Alive? But he died!
Eh, he got better.
We get another big musical number. The best musical number ever.
John Lennon then wakes up. He had the strangest dream about singing african animals that seemed to go on forever. It was December 8th, 1980. Just a normal day. What could go wrong?
Kovu and Kiara aren’t happy at this as their cubs are trying to sleep, but simba and nala just want to have good times man. Dynomite! A drunken Zazu makes out with Rafiki.
The next morning, Kion and Rani visit the pridelands with their cubs. All 35 of them. Simba is surprised, but not surprised at this.
Everyone gets into a big elaborate song when T’challa, the Black Panther and king of Wakanda arrives along with Kimba the white lion. We then get another big musical number. Its a great one let me tell ya what.
A big threat looms over the horizon. Someone, somewhere wants to make a Weekend at Bernies 3. Simba knew he had to stop this. But how?
Sora, Donald and Goofy then appear. Apparently organization 13 is also planning to take over the pridelands. Why? Uh. Because Lord Nomura said so.
But then, in the distance, we see a big lion with a fabulous mane. Its Mufasa..... Alive? But he died!
Eh, he got better.
We get another big musical number. The best musical number ever.
John Lennon then wakes up. He had the strangest dream about singing african animals that seemed to go on forever. It was December 8th, 1980. Just a normal day. What could go wrong?
