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Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 20th, 2018, 6:09 pm
by Elton John
scar was voiced by jeremy irons

jeremy irons plays alfred in batman vs superman

alfred is actually the joker

https://i.stack.imgur.com/pgHuL.jpg

the joker was once played by jack nicholson

he was also in the shining

kubrick directed the shining

and he also faked the moon landings

what does this mean?

absolutely nothing.

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 20th, 2018, 6:21 pm
by Azdgari
This topic is awesome. I have to say I don't agree with the theory, but that reddit thread's actually pretty good...

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 20th, 2018, 6:31 pm
by Elton John
i once was told by someone that the lion king was about christian white supremism and how it was the white persons right to rule over the other races of the world, and that simba was basically hitler.

The guy sent me a link with an essay on it.

I didn’t read it because the theory was just so bonkers that it gave me physical pain hearing about it.

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 20th, 2018, 11:25 pm
by Sigurd
Kubrick directed 2001

In 2001 the Mr Bean cartoon was first announced

Rowan Atkinson plays Mr Bean

Rowan Atkinson voices Zazu.

There you have it.

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 21st, 2018, 1:20 am
by Gemini
[quote="FriendlyHyena"]seems odd that he didn't at least try and grab Simba (like Simba asked) to get him to safety.[/quote]

Dude, he weighs less than a pound. He's not a superhero lol

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 21st, 2018, 4:50 am
by TLK_Kid
[quote="Gemini"][quote="FriendlyHyena"]seems odd that he didn't at least try and grab Simba (like Simba asked) to get him to safety.[/quote]

Dude, he weighs less than a pound. He's not a superhero lol[/quote]
Well, he did just hold up a rhinoceros a few scenes before, but that was for comedic effect. :P

Re: Was Zazu in league with Scar to kill Simba?

PostPosted: May 28th, 2018, 7:01 am
by SimbasGuard
I heard this theory on You Tube before it was ever posted here. I mean no offense to anyone that wants to entertain this theory, but it makes no sense. If Zazu wanted Simba killed all he would have to do is not find them in The Elephant Graveyard. He could always say:

"I never imagined that he would disobey you Your Majesty. I never thought to look outside The Pride Lands".