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Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 1st, 2013, 9:20 pm
by SlayerOfLight
Well I can't remember ever claiming to be an engineer in the first place, so I don't have the slightest clue where you got that from.

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 1st, 2013, 10:50 pm
by DGFone
Guess you need to be an engineer to get that joke then... :oops:

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 1st, 2013, 10:57 pm
by SlayerOfLight
Or maybe engineer jokes are just too uncommon here in The Netherlands.

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 2nd, 2013, 12:09 am
by Regulus
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 2nd, 2013, 2:28 am
by KingCub
^^ Hahaha, thats awesome…

And DGFone, Im not even an engineer and I get what your saying :P

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 3rd, 2013, 7:49 am
by Buffy
Bye bye Halloween theme.

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 3rd, 2013, 11:02 am
by KingKivuli
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i was so used to the ookie spookie dont worry ill get to work harrassing moka for the xmas theme XD

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 3rd, 2013, 2:12 pm
by Buffy
The Christmas theme is a must because we all know how passionate I get about Christmas. LOL.

Re: Getting spooky...

PostPosted: November 14th, 2013, 7:24 am
by Arbystrider
Still wondering if I should add a santa hat on my banana av.