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Well I can't remember ever claiming to be an engineer in the first place, so I don't have the slightest clue where you got that from.

Guess you need to be an engineer to get that joke then...

Or maybe engineer jokes are just too uncommon here in The Netherlands.

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

^^ Hahaha, thats awesome…

And DGFone, Im not even an engineer and I get what your saying

Bye bye Halloween theme.

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i was so used to the ookie spookie dont worry ill get to work harrassing moka for the xmas theme XD

The Christmas theme is a must because we all know how passionate I get about Christmas. LOL.

Still wondering if I should add a santa hat on my banana av.