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Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 21st, 2010, 12:02 pm
by Pixie
Sometimes when you watch a film, you think the characters say something completely different to what they are meant to say, usually leading to hilarious consequences!
In The Lion King, I always used to think Scar said "I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the dream poo"
Anyone else got any funny mis-quotes?

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 6:22 am
by PrincessKiara
:lol:

Every time I watch SP in Norwegian, I swear Timon says about Zira "I think she needs an OB" (OB is a brand of tampons) :innocent: The English line is "Boy, does she need a hobby."

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 6:30 am
by Simbaholikov
In 'Be Prepared' when Scar says "I never thought hyenas essential, they're crude and unspeakably plain" I always hear that as "I never thought I use ascension, that crude, and unspeakable pain" Which, to be honest, doesn't make any sense :) But that's what I hear ^^

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 6:40 am
by Panda-chan
Kiara: "We make such a good team! And you... you were really brave!"
misheard as...
Kiara: "We make such a good team! Achoo! You were really brave!"

:lol:

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 9:00 am
by Pixie
"what do you wan't me to do? dress a dragon doolahoola?"- Timon
I had nooooo idea what "doolahoola" was, and I never connected the dots between the line and that he desses in drag and does the hoola moments later. And I wondered where the dragon was...
I guess I was young at the time... :P

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 5:38 pm
by Gerada
Quote:
Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day. ... Adieu...

Mis-heard Quote:
Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day. ... I do...

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 5:56 pm
by thebigj2
XDnot realy got any...but i love the OP's exsample XD

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2010, 10:12 pm
by rich198
to find out the actual line i had to watch it with the subtitles and for years i thought it was
thiere far to much on planet
actual line thieres far to much to take in here

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: June 8th, 2010, 10:45 am
by reojohn285
[quote="Pixielicious"]"what do you wan't me to do? dress a dragon doolahoola?"- Timon
I had nooooo idea what "doolahoola" was, and I never connected the dots between the line and that he desses in drag and does the hoola moments later. And I wondered where the dragon was...
I guess I was young at the time... :P[/quote]

I was thought that You have to not knew dressed up of the character in which they played the character in that film. I was also confused while I have seen that movie couple of the day ago. I have felt such a wonder when the dragon was fired. I liked it.

Re: Misheard quotes

PostPosted: June 21st, 2010, 6:08 am
by Platina
When I was 4 and watching the Lion King, I thought when Pumba and Simba said 'slimy yet satisfying', they said 'slimy 'n chatisfy'... Embarrassingly enough, it was only after I bought the Special Edition release (and at 14 years old, I might add) did I read the captions and saw the correct words.

But c'mon, you can't blame a 4 year old for mishearing stuff like that, right? ...Right? :innocent: