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Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 9th, 2011, 1:44 am
by Lauren
Just like "Favorite Movie Quotes" but this time, TV edition! :D

"Oh! My heart! Oh, the bacon! I think I'm having an...episode!" - Josh (Drake and Josh)

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 9th, 2011, 8:36 pm
by Daenerys
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT'S A GIRAFFE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" Patrick Star, (Spongebob Squarepants.)

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 9th, 2011, 8:46 pm
by FlipMode
[quote]Robert -Ma! Dad got into the ham!
Marie - Oh no! What did he do?
Robert - He's lopping up slices of it and putting them in the toaster... Like pork pop tarts.[/quote]

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 10th, 2011, 1:01 am
by Lauren
"So why do they call it New Jersey if they never had a plain old Jersey?" - Drake
"I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting." - Josh
(Drake and Josh)
I've always wondered about this too. :? :thoughtful2: :eyebrow5: :hesitant:

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 19th, 2011, 10:53 am
by KopsTheTerminator
This quote may be offensive to some people so I put it in the spoiler tag. You have been warned.

Spoiler: show
Jared: Ladies and gentlemen, a- at first I didn't understand why you felt betrayed by the fact that my aides helped me to lose weight, but now I understand that it isn't fair that- I had aides and most of you don't. And so, with all the money I've made from commercials, I have decided to start the Aides for Everyone Foundation!
Crowd: *stare, thinking he's talking about AIDS*
Jimbo: WHAT?!
Jared: I am going to personally see to it that each and every one of you gets aides!
Crowd: *more staring*
Mayor McDaniels: This guys' insane.
Jared: But I won't stop there. I'm gonna seek out all the underprivileged and hungry children of the world, and I'm giong to give them aides myself!
Chef: You're gonna give children AIDS?!
Jared: Yes, it is my hope that every beautiful child on this earth has aides by next month! Aides for everyone!!

-South Park, "Jared has Aides"


Best misunderstanding ever.

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 19th, 2011, 11:11 am
by Eli_Ayase
"Onions in the peas? What the hell?!" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2011, 10:23 pm
by SBCharlene
SpongeBob: [in the shape of Texas] Hey, Patrick! What am I now?
Patrick: Uh, stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[Both laugh]
- Spongebob Squarepants, Texas

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 12:39 am
by Azerane
"When I try to deceive, I myself have more nervous ticks than a Lyme disease research facility..."

I love that quote. Big Bang Theory

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 3:01 am
by SBCharlene
Sandy: I'M HOTTER THAN A HICKORY SMOKED SAUSAGE.
- Spongebob Squarepants, Pre-Hibernation Week

Re: Favorite TV Show Quotes

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 3:04 am
by Taylor
Steve Urkel: Did I do that?
-Family Matters ;)