by Todd23 » September 16th, 2014, 12:10 am
Africa has better wi-fi than you expect. And Simba and the other lions kind of ate a lot of people and stole their cell phones. And the lot of those cell phones just so happen to have internet on them.
Is it true that the monkeys not only make you wear diapers but also treat you like a baby in other ways sometimes, like burping you, cradling you, cooing at you, and all that stuff? Also is it true that, when their not treating you like a baby, they sometimes put you over where the crocodiles reside and pretend their feeding you to them? Is it true you even go into their mouth (but they don't actually eat you)?