Ask Simba

[SimbasGuard]

[quote="Simba"]No, but now you will serve me a whole pot of it. Or else [/quote]

SimbasGuard: At once my King. * Rushes out to get a pot of A1 Steak Sauce *

[quote="MetalHeart"]What is your major malfunctioning all of a sudden?[/quote]

Simba: I have no malfunction. In fact according to Nala I have been functioning so well that she has gone to get me a late night snack. So I need that A1 Steak Sauce A.S.A.P.

SimbasGuard: Your Majesty would you like me to heat The A1 Steak Sauce up for you?

[SlayerOfLight]

NO

Forever, french-frying
You'd love to see me dying?

[SimbasGuard]

We don't French Fry anything here in the Pride Lands, and even though I know my answer will shock you I do not wish to see you die.

I have been afraid to ask this, but with The Lion Guard around. Do I still have a job in your service?

[SlayerOfLight]

No, you're fired. Now get out!

You were joking, right? What did your number one guard ever do wrong?

[SimbasGuard]

Nothing, he is just in desperate need of a vacation.

Where do you usually send those who are in your service on vacation?

[SlayerOfLight]

To the outlands.

Blood for the bloodgod?

[SimbasGuard]

No Bloodgod is not one of The Great Kings of the Past so we pay him no tribute.

It was said that the Mayor in Zootopia was based on your Dad. What do you think of that?

[SlayerOfLight]

Outraging. I want to eat their guts

Sometimes it's good to be schizophrene. Cause when I'm close to the end I've got always a friend?

[Todd23]

Uhh...what?

Would you say that, what stop's Scar from being the most evil Disney villain ever, is that he has some sort of frail humanity to him because he was lazy, slobby, and kind of a loser?

[SimbasGuard]

I actually think he is the most evil Disney villain. He killed my father, made me think it was my fault, ran my kingdom into ruin, and hit my mother. What Disney villain could be more evil.

Do you hope to be a permanent party member in Kingdom Hearts 3 and go to other worlds with Sora the way Donald and Goofy do?