My Lion King Forum

Things you SHOULDN'T say to Zazu

Umm... Who are you? Are we supposed to remember you or something? Was your part a big deal? ... I don't know, I don't recall ever seeing you, and I'm kind of happy about that.

Oh, you are that little dodo. You should have been dead a loong time ago. Why are you alive?

What exactly are you? Are you a bird? I mean, those eyebrows don't make you look like any bird I've ever seen.

This is going to hurt me more than this hurts you, but you have an ugly accent, an ugly face, and an ugly personality.

It's your fault Simba and Nala ended up in the Elephant Graveyard that day. You're a terrible babysitter.