Ah come on he is clearly a villainous bear; his eyes are way to close together.
As for soiling yourself, well I have been told my graphics have that effect on some people, I just wish it worked on everyone of this forum because then I would be in the chatroom causing a great deal of mischief.
Neil: 'I stopped believing in God when I realised it was Dog backwards'
Neil: 'Well when you think about it.. G O D, D O G, it's like an anagram but a backwards one, ain't it?'
Neil: 'Then after that I just stopped worrying about stuff. You only get one go round, I reckon. When you're dead, you're dead. So you can spend your time thinking about how things haven't been perfect, or you can just get on with it, have a laugh and that. That's what I do, I'm pretty happy.'