Conquer the Hill

[Ninaroja]

(Saw this on another forum. Don't think MLK has an equivalent, to the best of my knowledge )

Basically, there is a hill, and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill".

Example:
1st Person - I walk up the hill. My Hill.
2nd Person - I push you off the hill. My hill.
3rd Person - I drop an anvil on you. My hill

etc. etc. etc.

Starting now!

I found the hill. My hill.

[Tsuki]

I throw Cake at you and you fall off the Hill. My hill.

[Ninaroja]

I eat the cake and crush you with the food baby it leaves. My hill.

[juhouh]

That cake was too sweet you'll need to digest it. As you're too full, you're easily thrown out. My hill

[Ninaroja]

I train myself up, get real strong and throw you from the hill. My hill.

[Eli_Ayase]

I come in a giant mecha and push you off the hill. My hill.

[Queen Elsa]

I blow up your mecha and throw you off the hill. My hill.

[Regulus]

I rent a bobcat and spend a day removing the dirt from your hill. I find using the heavy equipment to be rather entertaining. The next day, the dirt is transported by an open-bedded truck. The dirt reaches the land of Regulus, where it is dumped to form a mound. I spend another day flattening and smoothing it down to a hill. My hill.

[DGFone]

Seeing as The Land of Regulus doesn't show up on a map, I get the government to confiscate the hill with a stern warning for you not to ever steal public land ever again. I follow the hill and make sure that it's as tall as before by standing on top of it.

[Ninaroja]

Since DGFone didn't claim the hill as his own I simply climb back up it and claim it. My hill.