Corrupt a Wish

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Granted, but you have to work for the rest of your life with no retirement.

I wish that I wasn't excluded from my peers.

[SilverIngot]

Granted, but now they won't leave you alone. Ever.

I wish I had a less bad gaming PC.

[Queen Elsa]

Granted. But now everyone wants your PC because it's the best one.

I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes from last week, so by the time yesterday comes around, I would have been able to get plenty of sleep.

[Ninaroja]

Granted, but you accidentally bump into your past self, causing a paradox which destroys the whole Universe. Alternatively you may just pass out from shock.

(if you don't get this reference, watch BTTF pronto )

I wish my friends hadn't gone away to Uni

[Queen Elsa]

(Haha. I got it. )

Wish granted, but then they fail in life (so sad ).

I wish I lived on my own, with no major distractions.

[SilverIngot]

Granted, but now you have hundreds of minor distractions.

[Haraka]

i wish silverIngot wrote down his wish

[SilverIngot]

Granted, but... :| I don't even know how to corrupt that wish.

I wish I could complete all the quests in Skyrim.

[Ninaroja]

Granted, but then it loses all replay value

I wish I wasn't so addicted to cookies

[Carl]

Granted, but you become addicted to cake instead.

I wish there was a place to hang out around here in total peace.