Corrupt a Wish

[juhouh]

Granted, but it's moldy

I wish I had coffee right now

[Ninaroja]

Granted, but it's made from muddy puddle water

I wish I could win an academy award...

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Granted, but the award is for being hit in the face by a ball the most times.

I wish I could have a Zazu stuffed animal.

[Eli_Ayase]

Granted, but a strange stray cat suddenly comes in trough your window and rips him apart thinking he's a real bird.


I wish I had a cellphone. (In all truth... I don't have one lol)

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but Nala chews it and the cellphone breaks*

I wish another new God of War game was made.

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Granted, but the game is 100,000,000,000 dollars.

I wish Zazu was real...

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but he pecks your eyeballs out.

I wish stupidity ceased to exist

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Granted, but now everyone is a murderous backstabber.

I wish that I lived in the LK realm...

[Katelyn23]

Granted, but as soon as you arrive, Simba exiles you to the Outlands and you're forced to live alone.

I wish I could travel through time whenever I wanted to.

[Perrys Girlfriend]

Granted, but you traveled to the time of the Revolutionary War and you have to stand starvation and terrible freezing temperatures.

I wish that I found true love..