Ask Scar

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

[quote="Thegeni99"]Baby gazelles... they help keeping the thin structure. If I ate whole wildebeests I would have as much fat as everyone else in the pride.


Do you think it would be weird if you swapped bodies with Sarabi?[/quote]

Scar: Not quite. In fact, I think I could manipulate Mufasa to do my bidding if that was the case.

[quote]Do you sing often?[/quote]


Only when I am in a very dark mood. A very dark mood.

Thoughts on Timon and Pumbaa? (Let's be creative here, peeps! There are some funny responses here!)

[DGFone]

Oh, those two fools. Why, if it wasn't for Simba, they would have long become a snack for some vultures.

But if they are alive because of Simba, what would you say about them saving him?

[Thegeni99]

[quote="TheBlackCatCrossing"]
Do you think it would be weird if you swapped bodies with Sarabi?

Scar: Not quite. In fact, I think I could manipulate Mufasa to do my bidding if that was the case. [/quote]
OMG DYING
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Please tell me why the great kings decided to let them EXIST.

Have you ever tried getting your mane to be a different color?

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

[quote="Thegeni99"][quote="TheBlackCatCrossing"]
Do you think it would be weird if you swapped bodies with Sarabi?

Scar: Not quite. In fact, I think I could manipulate Mufasa to do my bidding if that was the case. [/quote]
OMG DYING
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Please tell me why the great kings decided to let them EXIST.

Have you ever tried getting your mane to be a different color?[/quote]


1. I don't know. I don't really care for that spiritual tosh.

2. My dear, that is like asking me to stop breathing.


If you were born female, what would you do? You can't obviously be a King.

*PS, keep 'em coming! This is fun, especially in 'Scar voice!' LOL!*

[DGFone]

I would make myself queen... king. I will find a way to change the law to allow me to become king of the Pride Lands. It is only just.

And how are you going to pull that off?

[Regulus]

By killing them all. I wouldn't do it of course, I've got much better things to do. But those hyenas will do anything for me.

Doesn't it frustrate you that your plans never work?

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

*claws snap out* Care to repeat that again?

Favorite food?

[DGFone]

Tender Zebra ribs. Nothing beats those.

What about Zebra leg? After all, that was what you gave the hyenas after your failed plot to get rid of Simba and Nala.

[Regulus]

You can tell they're <mmm> just right, when the flesh falls right off the bone!

How did you learn to fly like this?

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

You hairless bald monkeys have this resource. I believe it is called 'Red Bull'. They really do give you wings.



Sarafina told me that she had a crush on you. What do you think of that? *Sarafina giggles offscreen*