Misheard quotes

[Pixie]

Sometimes when you watch a film, you think the characters say something completely different to what they are meant to say, usually leading to hilarious consequences!
In The Lion King, I always used to think Scar said "I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the dream poo"
Anyone else got any funny mis-quotes?

[PrincessKiara]

Every time I watch SP in Norwegian, I swear Timon says about Zira "I think she needs an OB" (OB is a brand of tampons) The English line is "Boy, does she need a hobby."

[Simbaholikov]

In 'Be Prepared' when Scar says "I never thought hyenas essential, they're crude and unspeakably plain" I always hear that as "I never thought I use ascension, that crude, and unspeakable pain" Which, to be honest, doesn't make any sense But that's what I hear ^^

[Panda-chan]

Kiara: "We make such a good team! And you... you were really brave!"
misheard as...
Kiara: "We make such a good team! Achoo! You were really brave!"

[Pixie]

"what do you wan't me to do? dress a dragon doolahoola?"- Timon
I had nooooo idea what "doolahoola" was, and I never connected the dots between the line and that he desses in drag and does the hoola moments later. And I wondered where the dragon was...
I guess I was young at the time...

[Gerada]

Quote:
Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day. ... Adieu...

Mis-heard Quote:
Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day. ... I do...

[thebigj2]

XDnot realy got any...but i love the OP's exsample XD

[rich198]

to find out the actual line i had to watch it with the subtitles and for years i thought it was
thiere far to much on planet
actual line thieres far to much to take in here

[reojohn285]

[quote="Pixielicious"]"what do you wan't me to do? dress a dragon doolahoola?"- Timon
I had nooooo idea what "doolahoola" was, and I never connected the dots between the line and that he desses in drag and does the hoola moments later. And I wondered where the dragon was...
I guess I was young at the time... [/quote]

I was thought that You have to not knew dressed up of the character in which they played the character in that film. I was also confused while I have seen that movie couple of the day ago. I have felt such a wonder when the dragon was fired. I liked it.

[Platina]

When I was 4 and watching the Lion King, I thought when Pumba and Simba said 'slimy yet satisfying', they said 'slimy 'n chatisfy'... Embarrassingly enough, it was only after I bought the Special Edition release (and at 14 years old, I might add) did I read the captions and saw the correct words.

But c'mon, you can't blame a 4 year old for mishearing stuff like that, right? ...Right?