DGFone!
Congratulations to you, err.. me. I will still make the next contest topic on time and keep everything running on time. Expect to have three standard topics, as well as one special one that I like to think of, but deem to crazy for a standard contest. We can also expect to get another topic, from UruSarabiNala, if she still wants her topic from the tie of the previous contest.
And also congratulations to the second place winner: Regulus! Well done on what many rightly described as a very funny story!
And thank you for everyone else for writing stories, and for everyone who voted!