by Meskhenet » December 10th, 2012, 1:48 am
(Alright here I go.)
Long ago in the Elephant Graveyard four hyena pups were born to two different mothers. One hyena mother, who happens to be the matriarch of the hyena pack, gave birth to three hyena pups, two males, Banzai and Ed, and one girl named Shenzi. And the other female hyena gave birth to one male hyena pup named Khaki. All four pups were born healthy and "useful" to the pack. One day, when the pups got older they decided to poach in the Pride Lands. (I said because it was "illegal" for hyenas to hunt in the Pride Lands) The pups decided they would try to take down a full grown wildebeest. Bad idea because as they were chasing the gnu through the Pridelands (Another name for a wildebeest) Ed got kicked in the head to the point where he was speech impaired to the point where he can only "talk" in crazy laughter. So, the hyena pups decided to return home before something far worse could happen.
(How was that?)